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by Doctor Douche
Sun Dec 25, 2011 1:43 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: Viva La Robot Revolution!!
Replies: 81
Views: 40854

Re: Viva La Robot Revolution!!

CyrusFan96 wrote:sorry, people keep telling me i should douche but i don't want to.
MIGHT I BE OF SERVICE HERE!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Sat Nov 19, 2011 6:03 pm
Forum: music
Topic: Semi-Dayley dose of METAL
Replies: 154
Views: 122889

Re: Semi-Dayley dose of METAL

And I don't mean to sound like a feminine hygiene product.... YES!!! YES YOU DO!!! DENY NOT THE DOUCHINESS!! SAY "YES" TO BEING A DOUCHE!!! ALLOW THE CLEANSING OF DIRTY VAGINAS TO BECOME YOUR NEW PURPOSE!!! I CAN FEEL THE VINEGAR FLOWING THROUGH YOU!! SOON, YOU WILL BE BY MY SIDE!! SO QUE...
by Doctor Douche
Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:47 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: MY NEW HERO!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1544

MY NEW HERO!!!

HOLD A PRESS CONFERENCE JUST TO TELL HIS PEOPLE TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES!!!! DOUCHERY AT ITS FINEST!!!

HIS DOUCHEBAGGERY WILL GET HIM KILLED, BUT HE WILL HOLD FAST TO HIS DOUCHINESS!!!

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SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:31 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 9261

Re: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

OYES!!!!!!

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SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!


Sorry to anyone who was aroused by the image of Tony Danza. It offended my delicate Bat-sensibilities.
by Doctor Douche
Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:18 pm
Forum: comic books
Topic: Fantastic Four.
Replies: 57
Views: 64431

THE HUMAN TORCH IS DEAD!

HOPE YOU ALREADY READ THAT COMIC BOOK!!!! OH, YOU DIDN'T!!!!! MY BAD!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:02 pm
Forum: toys
Topic: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero
Replies: 1024
Views: 294463

Re: G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero

HEY, RAN, I WAS CLEANING MY HARD DRIVE AND CAME ACROSS SOME OLD PICTURES OF YOUR DAD FUCKING A SHEEP ON A TIJUANA STAGE!!! OH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!! I JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HAVE THEM!!! GIVE ME YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, AND I'LL SEND THEM!!! AND SIGN YOU UP FOR EVERY VIAGRA MAILING LIST ON EAR...
by Doctor Douche
Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:37 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 9261

WHO DO YOU WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!

I THOUGHT THERE WAS A THREAD ABOUT THIS ALREADY!!! I CANNOT FIND IT!!! I NEED A PLACE TO DISCUSS WHO I WANT TO SEE NAKED!!!! I WANT TO SEE BETTY WHITE NAKED!!! MAYBE HOLDING A PHOTO OF PRINCESS DIANA AND WITH HER FINGER DEEP IN HER WET, GAPING SLIT!!!! A-HA! NOW YOU HAVE THOUGHT OF THIS!!! YOU CANN...
by Doctor Douche
Wed Jan 19, 2011 5:10 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: NASA to send R2 to ISS as permanent resident
Replies: 14
Views: 6105

Re: NASA to send R2 to ISS as permanent resident

I AM PROUD OF MY LAUKYCAL RETARDEDNESS!!! HOW ELSE WOULD I HAVE TURNED A NICE QUAKER BOY LIKE COPE INTO A MASSIVE DOUCHE LIKE MYSELF!!

STILL, YOU HAVE NOW DISCOVERED MY OTHER ALTER EGO!!! HOW THIS PLAYS INTO MY NEFARIOUS, YET INDISTINCT, PLANS REMAINS TO BE SEEN!!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Thu May 20, 2010 3:13 pm
Forum: announcements
Topic: Report: Landis admits doping and fingers Armstrong
Replies: 6
Views: 3105

Re: Report: Landis admits doping and fingers Armstrong

BAH! MY SECRET IDENTITY HAS BEEN COMPROMISED SOONER THAN ANTICIPATED!!

I SHALL HAVE TO ADJUST MY NEFARIOUS, YET INDISTINCT, PLANS ACCORDINGLY!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:38 pm
Forum: dare to be stupid
Topic: The funny ass picture thread
Replies: 898
Views: 322611

Re: The funny ass picture thread

YES!! HAIL ME!!

MY NEFARIOUS, YET INDISTINCT, PLANS PROCEED AS NEFARIOUSLY, YET INDISTINCTLY, PLANNED!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:20 am
Forum: general discussion
Topic: I HAVE RETURNED!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1299

I HAVE RETURNED!!

DON'T ASK ME WHY!! BECAUSE I AIN'T TELLING YOU!

BITCHES!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:19 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: THE AGE OF DOUCHE!!!
Replies: 2
Views: 1736

THE AGE OF DOUCHE!!!

DOUCHE DAY IS HERE FOREVER!!! THE FIRST ACT I SHALL UNDERTAKE AS YOUR SUPREME LEADER: ANARKY AND BIZARRO THE GRIN WILL HAVE THEIR LOGINS REVERSED!! EACH WILL LOG IN ON THEIR OWN COMPUTER AS THEMSELVES, BUT THEIR POSTS WILL LOOK AS IF THEY ORIGINATED FROM THE OTHER!! TRUE, THIS WILL NOT ENACT MUCH H...
by Doctor Douche
Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:17 am
Forum: announcements
Topic: THE RULE OF DOUCHE!!
Replies: 7
Views: 3686

Re: THE RULE OF DOUCHE!!

THIS KID HAD SOME GOOD IDEAS!!

I HEREBY ENACT ALL OF HIS PROCLAMATIONS, TAKING FULL CREDIT FOR THEM MYSELF!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:04 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: hey guys
Replies: 22
Views: 10379

Re: hey guys

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK!!

AMATEUR!!!

SO QUEEFS DOUCHE!!!!!!!!
by Doctor Douche
Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:52 pm
Forum: general discussion
Topic: YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 8529

YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The forums are restored, Dell Rusk has been unmasked and stripped of power, the damaged threads have been repaired, the Romulans have lost their nefarious hold, and Action Online... has now surrendered. I believe that is everything, and the case of the purloined forums can now be considered closed....