the vynsane asylum

Stab the heart, live forever. As the captain of the Flying Dutchman.

Oh my.



That's not good. That's not good at all, mate.




Just look at all that blood. Ew.

'Tis true, I believe we are being infested, savvy?

Diabolical wrote:Fuck you all.
I hope you all die.
Go to Hell.
Lick my ass.
Lick your own ass.
Lick each others asses.
Die.
Die.
Die.

Parlllll.

Parsley. No. Parsnip.

Wait! I got it! Parley! PARLEY!

Very and truly, my good doppelganger. While the man who does the asking asks the quesiton of the ones who are questioned, I must interject most readily that the man who does the interjecting is, in the manner of truth, the actual Captain Jack Sparrow. So what say you, grinning scallawags? Are you me...

Which precisely proves me point, mate.

Don't know who you're supposed to be, mate, but it would appear to me that there is precisely and exactly one too many impostors of yours truly encroaching on this fine establishment. That is to say, vis a vis, indubitably, any impostors are too many. Savvy? Obviously this is the impostor. He tried...

Davy Jones's Locker? I've been there before, mate. Nothin' but bloody desert there. Only a fool would go there on a rescue mission. Saavy? Don't know who you're supposed to be, mate, but it would appear to me that there is precisely and exactly one too many impostors of yours truly encroaching on t...

Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves, mate!

Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves, mate!

Kristofferson, also known in Tortuga as "Shaggy McLongcock", was the only man ever to have, while in the throws of passion with several drunken mermaid wenches, sex with the Kraken. This, of course, being of great concern to Davy Jones - the Monkee, not the sea captain, who, being a man of...