the vynsane asylum

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True dat.

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CANADIAN BANDS ANVIL AND HELIX ARE HARD, BUT NOT AS HARD AS MABUDONG.  KILLER DWARFS ARE ALSO HARD, BUT ARE PUNY COMARED TO I, MABUDONG.

I, MABUDONG, GET HARD ENOUGH TO BASH WAY THOUGH MEAT CURTAINS.  I, MABUDONG, THINK THAT PROVES HOW HARD CANADIANS GET.

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Objective:  Locate "Ran"
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Fuck it.  I'm going without you.

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ACCESSING GLOBAL POSITIONING SATTELITES...
CALCULATING ROUTE...
ESTIMATED DISTANCE BY LAND:  3,622 km  
ESTIMATED TRIP TIME:  38 HOURS

ALTERNATE ROUTE:
35 km TO TORNTO AIRPORT
ESTIMATED AIR FARE COST: $324 

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YANCY.

DOWNLOADING HUMOR MODULE
DOWNLOADING...
POOR WI-FI CONNECTION, CONINUTE (Y/N)?  Y
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ERRORS MAY HAVE OCCURED.  
PROCESSING BIRTHDAY GREETING...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YANCY.  PARTY AT YANCY'S PLACE AND I'M CUMMING!

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THAT'S NOT ALL THAT IS SMOOTH NOW, DADDY-O.  AWWW-YEAH.

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MAN HOSE STEEL IS NOT AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF MABUDONG.  MABUDONG IS FABRICATED FROM A MIMETIC POLY-ALLOY.  MABUDONG CAN NOT FORM COMPLEX MACHINES WITH MOVING PARTS BUT CAN FORM SOLID SHAPES LIKE A BASEBALL BAT OR A STRIPPER POLE.  MABUDONG DOES NOT NEED ASSISTANCE.

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ANALYZING...
CALCULATING CANADIAN-AMERICAN EXCHANGE RATE...
MABUDONG IS 8.53 INCHES
MABUDONG WILL PROVE IT IF YOU LIKE. 
WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
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