the vynsane asylum

The music is snooze inducing. Rey's theme is bland and generic. Seriously, I've been listening to fuckloads of stuff by guys who write music for movie trailers and this is like something they'd knock out in a couple of hours not the work of an alleged musical genius. The entire TFA score is pants. I...

Just saw TFA. I think it's a movie that is is exactly what it is; Just a fan film. It felt hollow and though many of the right pieces were there, Abrams didn't know what to do with them. Aerial battles were confusing and the editing really ropey. The dialogue is laughably bad. Phasma, Hux and Ren ar...

Born 1950 apparently. Both IMDB and the BBC have her age thus. According to IMDB, she was diagnosed with hepatitis C in 2008 and had a kidney transplant in 2009 (the same day her sister Carol Cole died). Died of heart failure. Married and divorced three times. Loved butterflies. Said she wanted to b...

M*a*s*h star Wayne Rogers dies aged 82 of complications from pneumonia.

Natalie Cole, 65.

"John "Brad" Bradbury, drummer with The Specials, has died at the age of 62. Bradbury joined The Specials in 1979, and continued with the re-versioned band The Special AKA, who had a top 10 hit with Free Nelson Mandela. The news comes three months after the band's trombonist, Rico Rod...

Motörhead Lead Singer Ian Fraser 'Lemmy' Kilmister Dead at Age 70 After Battle with An 'Extremely Aggressive' Cancer. Apparently he only learned that he had cancer on Saturday, two days after his 70th birthday and died Monday, two days after getting the bad news. On a 1988 tour of Finland, Lemmy was...

Ant Man. Loved it. A little sentimental but never cloyingly so. Fantastic Four. 1hr 40 I'll never get back. Truly awful. Pan. Levi Miller is a cracking little actor. Bright future ahead if he can live down this turd. Big Hero 6. Awesome stuff. I cried and laughed and felt uplifted at the end. Hugely...

I've watched every trailer and looked at every article, scouted out all the images i could find and although there are certain scenes where you can piece together a small sequence and figure out what is going on they've been pretty damn good at not giving anything away of the larger plot. Of course ...

Is it just me or does Kathleen Kennedy look like she's had her head slammed in a door a few too many times? Seriously odd looking woman. One thing I've noticed about the design work on the new film is that JJ has a seeming obsession with long necks. Aliens, droids, they've all got insanely long neck...

The centre row of lights between the two strings of pants, puts me in mind of some sort of shrimp. Like two shrimps about to fight. I think the guys who put these up so artlessly deserve a medal. Also, I don't think I've ever seen xmas lights less festive. Oh wait, my own town hung the cheapest extr...

Took a gamble and watched Youth with Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel. Reviews are mixed but i really liked it. For a movie about nothing much it sort of sucks you in and caresses you with a warm fuzzy hipster beard nuzzle. Sure some parts are not stellar. Particularly one scene where Keitel has visi...

So there's a small town in the south of England whose municipal council authorised these christmas lights dubbed Santa's pants by locals...

I think if I'd continued writing they all would have been pretty slick. If you catch my drift.