the vynsane asylum

AH, METAPHYSICIAN, MY NEMESIS. I have come to this forum from a far away galaxy DON'T YOU MEAN THE SPHINCTER OF THE UNIVERSE, WHICH I LEFT YOU TO FALL INTO? A SINGULARITY SO PARADOXICAL AND MINUTE THAT YOU DISAPPEAR INSTANTLY YET FALL FOR ETERNITY!!! I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE WAITED AROUND TO MAKE SUR...

SILLY ANARKY, HOW COULD YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT THE SCIONS OF DOUCHE HAD CONTRACTED THE ROMULANS TO DELETE THREE MONTHS WORTH OF POSTS. LUCKILY I, DOOM, WIELD THE POWER TO TRANSPORT ALL OF YOU BACK IN TIME TO JANUARY 18TH, THE DAY BEFORE THE ROMULAN ATTACK, THUS WE HAVE ONLY LOST THREE DAYS WORTH OF P...

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO THE ATTENTION OF THE MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD THAT THE USER WHO POSTED HERE UNDER THE NAME "peaches" HAS IN FACT BEEN IMPERSONATING A USER OF THE SAME NAME FROM SOME OTHER SITE INVOLVED WITH THE COLLECTION OF PLASTIC DOLLS AND DISCUSSION OF A SERIES OF RATHER INANE SC...

HAVING BEEN REINSTATED AFTER GENERAL ZOD'S UNFORTUNATE DISSMISSAL, I, DOOM, RETURN TO MY RIGHTFUL POSITION AS PART OF THE MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD. WITH MOST OF THE INEFFECTUAL "ALL NEW, ALL DIFFERENT MTS" STILL IN CHARGE, THERE IS NEED OF YET MORE ENFORCEMENT. WE LISTEN TO THE MEAGER VOICE...

Batman wrote:Please desist from harassing GalvaTricks, who clearly has no connection, despite his claims to the contrary, to the late Bizarro JediTricks.

YES, BECAUSE NO ONE COULD POSSIBLY COME BACK FROM THE DEAD.

OH, WAIT.

SHIT.

I'm flattered, Victor , but you have gotten it wrong. Tho you are indeed my arch enemy , I would never endanger the good people of this forum with such a dastardly plot . Something this nefarious is obviously the work to true evil. As i stated before, if you are willing, I will set aside our differ...

LOAD POSTING DRIVERS... IT'S TRUE, YODA. THE OTHER TEAM IS FORMIDABLE INDEED. THAT SKINNY MAN WITH THE RED SHIRT AND WHITE HAT, THE ONE KNOWN AS "LITTLE BUDDY," THOUGH SCRAWNY, BESTED ME IN THE "STANDING ON A POLE IN THE OCEAN FOR A REALLY LONG TIME" CHALLENGE. IF I HAD DRAWN TH...

filesystem c:/linux/grimlock ok apt-get install post transmitter installation ok run post transmitter command accepted, please login: DR. DOOM! password: **************************** welcome, DR. DOOM! I, DOOM, HAVE FINALLY RECONFIGURED GRIMLOCK INTO A SATTELITE-BROADBAND SOLAR-POWERED POST TRANSMI...

AND LO, WITH THIS FINAL STANZA, I BEQUEATH UNTO YOU THE TITLE OF "INTERIM MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD MEMBER"! a-moderatin' we will go, edit posts to-and-fro, to viagra spammers, we say "woah!" to online casinos, we say "no!" to pornography scammers we say "thanks!&quo...

IT SEEMS UNANIMOUS AMONG ALL THOSE WHO REALLY MATTER HERE, THAT WHILE WE GO ON OUR CRUISE STARTING THIS WEEKEND, DELL RUSK SHALL BE LEFT IN CHARGE. I PRAY NONE OF YOU STEP OUT OF LINE DURING THIS TIME, AS WE WILL BE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTACT FOR MUCH OF THE TRIP, ASIDE FROM THE AFT DECK COMPUTER LO...

<font size="3"><b><font face="Comic Sans MS">AH, MY DEAR IDIOT. DID YOU THINK I HAD ABANDONED MY CHARGE? I HAVE JUST ONCE AGAIN RIPPED THE POWER COSMIC FROM THE BEYONDER, AND NOW RETURN TO SEE YOU GALAVANTING ABOUT AS THE WITLESS MAN-CHILD YOU ARE? YOU AMUSED ME FOR A TIME, BUT I...