the vynsane asylum

She and Bail are the main protagonists of The Mask of Fear. Where she canonically shits herself. But it's a book. I'd kill for another show. Everyone is seeing why those of us geeky enough to read the books in the 90s loved her. (And, yes, she shits herself. It's not for laughs, nor some inexplicabl...

I've been taking a breather before jumping into KOTOR (and planning to play the game in the proper points in continuity). But all of the quality inconsistencies of the entire Tales of the Jedi series of miniseries was worth it for Redemption. That was a fucking masterpiece. I just wish there was a t...

Andor is just fucking amazing. I absolutely love that we're getting the darkest, best acted, most intellectual SW in the same show with way-the-fuck-deep dives into Legends, like bringing up the fucking Rakata at least once each season. (Fewer allusions per episode than Ahsoka. But it actually makes...

The thing that's either a blessing or a curse with High Republic is that it's incredibly intertwined. You have to read all the adult novels, young adult novels, kids' novels, adult comics, all-ages comics, and manga, as well as a few audio dramas, to get the full story. All together, it's a really s...

I think I'll wait for streaming. There are some fucking horror stories out of cinemas. I'm not scared, but I don't want to waste money on a movie I'm prevented from watching. My son (who thinks "chicken jockey" is the funniest joke ever and, damn, even with my stupid sense of humor, just d...

1. How much you wanna bet that US based companies will start charging a ‘patriot tax’ because they think they’re missing out on all the “profits” other companies are making off of tariff surcharges. I bought a ton of shit last weekend because I have no doubt something along those lines will happen....

Ran, have you not seen Tropic Thunder? Correct this immediately, please.

Side note, Cruise is uncharacteristically hilarious in it.

I saw that, and hate it. This fucking dipshit donkeysucker has snowed so many people into thinking he's going to make America better, and his quarter-wit whims are going to fucking destroy us. This shit will take generations to fix.

Season 4 of Jurassic World: Chaos Theory.

Camp Cretaceous was Jurassic World's Clone Wars, a better-than-expected animated series running simultaneously with a mediocre trilogy. Chaos Theory, then, is Rebels, upping the ante to give us what's easily the best JP-verse story since the original.

Marvel spoiled Venom's ID on a Facebook post WEDNESDAY MORNING.

I'll admit I'm out of it with the Spidey titles, but that seems unspeakably wrong.

Watching this week’s Daredevil episode and I realized the dirty cop that assaulted White Tiger in episode 2 and then joined Mayor Fisk’s task force for the past few episodes is named Powell. Do you think that’s an obscure easter egg/set up for Darkhawk down the road or just a coincidence? I would k...

Again, fuck cancer.

You know, I can't possibly pick a favorite role of his. Nick Rivers? Chris Shiherlis? Madmartigan? Hell, weak as the movie was, Batman? And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

I have a confession to make. I could never get into all the Tales of the Jedi comics from the 1990s, or Dark Horse's further forrays into the Old Republic. I've had a pretty cursory knowledge from the shit-tons of reference books. But I decided to take the plunge. First, Dawn of the Jedi. That shit ...

I still haven't read these as IDW was so concerned with going to #300, they published right up to the end of their contract and never released a paperback. And now they're also unavailable digitally, and neither Hasbro nor Skybound seem to give a shit.

Sounds like someone hocking a loogie.

I therefore assume H2sh is about Tommy Elliot spitting on Gotham sidewalks.