the vynsane asylum

ASIANS! NINJAS! YOU WANT ASIANS AND NINJAS!! FINE! I AIM TO PLEASE!! BEHOLD! BEHOLD ONE OF THE HOTTEST ENGLISH/ASIAN NINJAS OF ALL TIME!! AND WHAT COLOR IS THAT GORGEOUS HAIR SHE'S WEARING!! PURPLE!! GLORIOUS PURPLE!!! http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3283/2852575926_1374275e01.jpg HERPANTOR, I BELIE...

I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT AND KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE COLOR BETWEEN RED AND BLUE ON THE COLOR WHEEL! IT IS MY NEW MISSION TO SPREAD THIS WONDERFUL NEW ASPECT OF THE PURPLE!! BEHOLD! BEHOLD THE GLORY OF THE TRUE GRANDEUR OF THE PURPLE!! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-E30WgMZbhNI/TbQ6HFYTTPI/AAAAAAAAADQ/zr...

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE BOTH OF YOU!! MY GIFT IS A PLATE FESTOONED WITH THE FACE OF ONE OF MY MOST EVIL MINIONS--MY SECRETARY!! DO NOT FEAR!! THERE IS NO RECORDING DEVICE AND/OR EXPLOSIVE CONTAINED IN THIS PLATE!! (HA HA HA HA HA!!) http://www.cowdepot.com/easterplate.jpg DOUCHE HAS RETURNED!! ALL H...

Brother? Can it be? After all these eons? You have returned from the Ash Pit of Kar-Mooka to avenge the ancient Babylonian evil our father instilled in our gravy that fateful Thanksgiving? Hell yeah! Happy dance!! http://www.gifninja.com/Workspace/b6241406-14fc-4d07-9588-2d756714f0e5/output.gif

STOP WRITING YOUR TWISTED RANTS IN PURPLE! WE OF THE PURPLE ARE SIMPLY NOT INTO THAT! CEASE AND DESIST IMMEDIATELY! OR I WON'T EVEN BOTHER WITH SOME SILLY PURPLE CARTOON CHARACTER, I'LL JUST FUCKING KILL YOU MYSELF, PERV! THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!! ALL HAIL DOUCHE!! THIS I COMMAN...

THIS SITUATION CALLS FOR MORE FIREPOWER!! joe_lo0014[1].jpg 1179310561[1].jpeg 428px-Shockwavearealldead[1].jpg WHO NEEDS FLOWER CHILDREN WHEN YOU'VE GOT SUCH BADASSITUDE IN ALL ITS PURPLE GLORY!! YEAH, MOTHERFUCKERS! Y'ALL NIGGAS CAN'T FUCK WITH MOTHERFUCKING SHOCKWAVE, BITCHES!! OH HELL NO! YOU P...

NO! MY MASTER PLAN TO SUPPRESS MY EARLY ADVENTURES IS IN JEOPARDY!! COME, MY PURPLE ARMADA! WE MUST STOP THIS DVD FROM BEING RELEASED!! purple_dragon[1].jpg PurplePirateGoodWeb[1].jpg The_Purple_Ninja_by_kuridoki2[1].jpg THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!! ALL HAIL DOUCHE!! THIS I COMMAND...

anarky wrote:Haven't we killed you and your dumbass brother a few times already?

DOUCHE!!!

BROTHER!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROWN SHALL SOON FALL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF PURPLE!! MY PURPLE-HEADED WARRIORS ARE ON THE RAMPAGE! THEY SHALL PENETRATE THE BASTIONS OF THE BROWN AND THE PINK, AND THEY SHALL SPREAD BEAUTIFUL PURPLETUDE ACROSS THE GLOBE! BEHOLD!! THE GENERAL OF MY ARMIES! purple_man.jpg THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL ...

WELCOME, TURDETO! I HOPE WE CAN WORK TOGETHER TO DESTROY THIS WORTHLESS WEBSITE! WE CAN SQUABBLE ABOUT PURPLE VS BROWN LATER, WHEN THE CONQUEST IS DONE!! I LOOK FORWARD TO READING ABOUT YOUR EXPLOITS AS A FORMER BATMAN VILLAIN, AND HOW INSANELY STUPID CIRCUMSTANCES TURNED YOU INTO THE LORD OF THE P...

THIS "METAPHYSICIAN" ONCE CAME TO ME LOOKING FOR A JOB BACK WHEN I WAS KNOWN AS LOUIE THE LILAC!! THE TWERP WAS WEARING YELLOW!! YELLOW!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!! YOU KNOW HOW YELLOW CLASHES WITH PURPLE!! HE WAS STILL THERE, LONG AFTER I TOLD HIM NO, BEGGING FOR A JOB, WHEN BATMAN AND ROBIN S...

GLAD YOU LIKE IT! I WAS RECENTLY HIRED AS A DESIGN CONSULTANT FOR HASBRO AND WAS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PRODUCTION OF THIS FIGURE!! I HOPE YOU ALSO ENJOYED THE PURPLE RA-7 THAT CAME WITH BOBA FETT IN THE WAL-MART EXCLUSIVE PACK!! THE FACT THAT MY LIFELONG DREAM OF A PURPLE DROID HAS COME TR...