greatest junk email topics of all time...

Tasia Salad · Post by **Tasia Salad** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 7:58 pm

I'm going to kill you (wait, that wasnt junk...)

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:12 pm

I got one today (had it copied, then forgot, so I'll transcribe) which said that if I made a wish as I forwarded it to 10 people, the phone would ring right after, stupid part is I'm on dialup and I unplug the phone to jack in... so I just didn't bother!!!
Why do people fall for such stupid mysticism......
On the subject, I love to hear news items or whatever that state such-and-such a virus "cost" x amount of money... STUPIDITY is really expensive, no question, but come on, why have such "news" pieces ever gone on to say "The virus was able to spread easily due to the millions of people who willingly send FCC's of obvious stupid waste of time content to their entire address book"
Ahhh sorry, I guess the cooler weather is making me bitter

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:56 am

I simply hate the fact they exist. If the people sending these have even .000005 percent of a chance of even one of those cocksucking emails EVER being read by ANYONE (besides you time wasting fucks), I'll eat a big piece of dog shit.

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:23 am

i haven't read any of the emails i got... i just cut and paste the subjects, then dump the whole shebang...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:29 pm

yeah, Fun to read topics but thats about it. I have never met anyone who read one of them.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:21 pm

dkn geet a big one xt....donkey kong? what the fuck?

Scratch and win up to $10,000,000 instantly! I'm gonna scratch my monitor and win 10 million????

Scott, someone wants to date you. I'm freakin married

Kathryn ....Seriously it just said Kathryn

Personal space getting a little personal?..I believe thats why its called personal space

szk |_|niversit'/ pproogram q ...what the fuckis that???

Slash Debts in Half ...I already cut my credit cards in half

Hey is this still your e-mail address? ....Yes it is

Someone is searching for you... tell em to look harder

Scott, Ive got to know why? ...whatthe fuck did I do now?

Post by **vynsane** » Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:13 am

Sexy drunk teenage Babes - HotIBCUUR (oh... my... god... hotIBCUUR???? FOR REAL????????)

I won't be there Thursday (oh, darn.)

= Fast free car coverage quote °° (how the hell do you make that little "OO" thing???)

looking for no-strings attached good time zad... (i'm looking for any kind of zad...)

hey its ultra toons 7rWoctcdbcmok (hey!)

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Sep 23, 2003 11:57 am

Let's meet so we can bang bang orgmrai (how do you bang bang origami?)

Friend, are you an instant winner? (no, friend, more often than not, i am an instant loser...)

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:50 pm

eS Men, A lfwgd Powerful Herb uvld vbapxncs ....German vitamins?

How to shower like a woman...wash your breasts?

i1 No Libido? Try this! zz vetu.....Ack Tung

Post by **vynsane** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 9:50 pm

How do you use it? (verrrrry carefully...)

jj going to the drugstore? g (HE IS??? how do they know what jim's doing??? g!)

You left your jacket (i did? where???)

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Wed Oct 22, 2003 5:12 pm

This is some junk mail that came in to one of the public e-mail folders here, and it's just so incredibly stupid I thought it needed to be shared. (I deleted the text message giving details of the blocked EXE attachment.)

-----Original Message-----
From: Microsoft [mailto:security@microsoft.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 2:57 PM
To:
Subject: Use this patch immediately !

Dear friend , use this Internet Explorer patch now!
There are dangerous virus in the Internet now!
More than 500.000 already infected!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 11:59 am

This one just came in my e-mail:

<b>man arrested for fondling a squirell vbiuiv</b>

WTF?!?!?

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Oct 23, 2003 8:36 pm

Fondling aqirrels? Must of wanted some nuts in his mouth

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:27 pm

Here's a good one:

"Melanie is only 19 and hooked on butt-loving!"

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 9:41 am

I laughed out loud at that last one for some reason...
used to be you only got hooked on phonics or classics.....

butt-loving.... HAH!!