Wo-ho! Zee gang, eet ees all here!

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:40 pm

Ho ho! Bizzaro Zee Grip, he has joined us! Zees mahks zee fairst tahm een ahges zat vee four membairs of Zee Group have been een zee same place for many years, non? Oh, zee cretins undt buffoons of zee Action Onlahn may be zee jefes now, but evray one here shall soon know zee powair of Zee Group. For veet Zee Grin, Bizarro Zee Grin, Bizzaro Zee Grip, undt Ah en one place, oh oh oh ho! Rest ashaired, your pairahnts, zey vill be schooled en zee vays of amor, for vee shall be, how you say? Focking zem all! As you sillay Ahmairahcans say, ride 'em cowboy, non?

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:45 pm

Excaipt for Zee Goat's mothair. Zee Grin undt Ah shall not have our lustay vay veet her, for zat is gross.

Zee Goat's fathair, zough, Ah am sure, shall know our Bizarro frahnds Biblicallay, for zose two, zey are less, how you say? Dahscairning.

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:51 pm

iT WILL NOT BE EL FIRST TIME HAVE MADE LAS PELOTAS DEL pAPA GOAT SWING.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:05 pm

Oh yes. It's about time The Group has reunited. I shall see to it personally that all the mothers of the Action Online gang are welcomed. I will stay away from the animals except for Phillip Wise's mother's beaver and UKWildcat's mother's bearded clam.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:52 am

sORRY i'M LATE, GUYS. i WAS BUSY HAVING A 3-WAY WITH jABBAjOHNl'S FATHER AND ukwILDcAT'S FATHER. wOO, YOU TALK ABOUT A HOTFOOT!

tHE PARENTS OF EVERYONE HERE SHALL QUAKE--NOT IN FEAR, BUT BECAUSE THE COMBINED MIGHT OF THE FOUR OF US SHALL BE TAPPING THEIR ASSES HARD.

pHILIP wISE, i UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE A DADDY, RIGHT? iF NOT, DOESN'T YOUR WEBSITE COUNT AS A CHILD TO YOU? i'LL BE OVER IN AN HOUR. hAVE THE ky jELLY AND STRAWBERRY JAM READY, SWEETASS!

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Sun Oct 08, 2006 2:23 pm

Y I shall bring me Spicy Salsa. Es very nice. So full o' spice.

No worry about being late. I was having un tres-way con Amy's y GNT's padres.

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:45 pm

So, fellas. It's time for a road trip. My Pimpmobile is all gassed up. Now where could a group of guys with various tastes go to have a good time?

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:02 pm

Simpail, mah friend. Zere ees one hombre whose pairahnts are both zee best lovairs in zee whole vide yorld. Ah ahm atingail just thahnking of thees mothair's sweet lovehole. Ah shall start a new descussion to deescuss thees mothair undt fathair, non?