A friendly reminder for Slicker and Kidhuman

Batman · Post by **Batman** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:40 pm

Though I have no jurisdiction in your state, I feel that it is my duty to... remind you that, as citizens of the... great Commonwealth of Virginia, it would be... a misdemeanor punishable by up to ninety days in state prison if you were to... engage in any form of oral sex, or to commit any sex act in a position other than the... standard... missionary position.

Just keeping it real... old chums.

DeadEye · Post by **DeadEye** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:23 pm

In other words, lay off the gay sex and find a woman. If you need any advice, just let me know.

Bizarro The Grin · Post by **Bizarro The Grin** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:44 pm

oF cOURSE, THIS DOESN'T APPLY TO GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FATHERFUCKING, SO i'M STILL TAPPING YOUR DADDY'S ASS TONIGHT, ukwILDcAT!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:21 pm

Be careful BTG, Ukwildcat lives in Va also.

Richard Simmons · Post by **Richard Simmons** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:59 pm

OH MY GAWSH!!!! GET UP OFF OF THOSE CHAIRS, FELLAS - IT'S TIME FOR MORE SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES!!!

I'M TIRED OF FLAB, AND IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE I WAS, YOU'LL KNOW HOW THAT FEELS!!!! LET'S SHAKE OFF THOSE INTERNET DROWSIES WITH A FEW TAP-STEPS....

SPEAKING OF VIRGINIA, I TRY TO STAY AS FAR FROM THOSE AS I CAN - OH, WAIT, YOU SAID VIRGINIA!!!!!

The Goat · Post by **The Goat** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:09 pm

There is a guy named Barry Lincoln or something, that would love this thread.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:35 pm

VA is full of stupid fucking laws.

But is kinda thrilling knowing that I'm breaking the law while taking a hummer from the worlds greatest crime fighter.

captain funtime · Post by **captain funtime** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:28 am

Slicker wrote:VA is full of stupid fucking laws.

But is kinda thrilling knowing that I'm breaking the law while taking a hummer from the worlds greatest crime fighter.

That has to be the gayest statement I have ever read.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:31 am

captain funtime wrote:
That has to be the gayest statement I have ever read.

Gay for him yes, but for me, no. Mouths are anonymous so I can think of it as being a females. He's got a steaming pile of cock in his mouth so it's not like he can pretend it's vagina.

I'm just trying to cover up the fact that I meant to put "world's greatest crime fighters MOM"

Robin · Post by **Robin** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:55 am

Slicker wrote: But is kinda thrilling knowing that I'm breaking the law while taking a hummer from the worlds greatest crime fighter.

First of all, Slicker, Batman drives the Batmobile. He doesn't even own a Humvee. And you should change your criminal ways. Stealing is wrong and against the law.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:37 pm

Bat Man these guys are gaye they do not like bubes!! please kil them.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:54 pm

The Goat wrote:There is a guy named Barry Lincoln or something, that would love this thread.

Don't you mean BAAAAAAAA!!!

The Goat · Post by **The Goat** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:26 pm

BAAAAA!!!!!

In case you missed it, I'm a talking goat from the hills of Europe. One day, I met an old man who was lost. I gave him directions. He offered to bring me to America, the home of apple pie. I said, "Sure. Why not. I have no family. You seem like a nice guy." The rest is history.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:50 pm

So the rest of your posts were just...what exactly?

I hate dishonest goats. They are like the French to me.

And I HATE the French.

The Goat · Post by **The Goat** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:25 pm

You see, most people haven't met a talking goat. I had to pretend to be a regular goat until I was sure you guys didn't want to barbecue me or hit me with a hickory stick. And I certainly didn't want you guys telling the Old Man that I was off the truck and using his computer.