My Johnson

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:49 pm

I'll be damned if any of you don't look at my johnson more than you looked at Mab's heinie.

Start staring, fools!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:03 pm

I'm excited.

I'll wager Newsbot is excited, too.

bIZZARO tHE gRIP · Post by **bIZZARO tHE gRIP** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:04 pm

oH HO HO! aFTER AH ESTARE AT YOUR jOHNSON, YOU CAN LICK MINE. tHAT SEEMS FAIR, NO?

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:25 pm

You're dikc is gay and has mabedan's poo on it!

Rollo Tomassi · Post by **Rollo Tomassi** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:36 pm

FUNNY GIRL HAS THE ANSWER.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:46 pm

Hi EP's ding-dong! *Reaches out as if too shake hands, pulls away fast and pretends to have been just fixing hair*

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:44 am

EP's johnson probably get merged with Mabs's ass.

mabudon · Post by **mabudon** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:55 am

God Forbid that should ever happen, cos Cappy's left kneecap would also be in that mix- and BTW, views-wise, my ass is kicking EPs johnsons' ass

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:07 pm

My Johnson is like an AP Calculus Final.

It's long.
It's hard.
Sometimes it confusing.
There's a lot of rubbing ( y'know...with erasers...)
Most people have trouble finishing it.
Those who do, go on to great things in life.
There is a great sense of relief when you're done with it.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:35 pm

Asian males are really good at it.

BTW, more people seem to be looking at my left kneecap than your johnson.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:45 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:I'll be damned if any of you don't look at my johnson more than you looked at Mab's heinie.

Start staring, fools!

Guess what! Ur gay!!!!!

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:07 pm

Eef you are trulah gay, zat vould explahn vhy you push back when mah Bizarro brothairs make love to your asshole, ho ho ho!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:18 pm

There I am, not reading carefully, expecting this thread to be about Magic Johnson.

I guess the only thing in common is the dribbling.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:03 pm

jjreason wrote:There I am, not reading carefully, expecting this thread to be about Magic Johnson.

I guess the only thing in common is the dribbling.

Oh no. I excel at three pointers, also.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:08 pm

Just make sure your 3 pointers don't come from behind the HIV arc, and you'll be on to something.

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