Seamus O'Doyle is a prick!

Newsbot · Post by **Newsbot** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:44 pm

Newbie forumite Seamus O'Doyle is an inscrutable prick, this reporter said today.

The son of a bitch still owes me $8 from the time back in high school, when we went to the movies to see Superman.

With 5% annual interest, that would now be $33.16 you owe me.

Pay up, motherfucker.

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:03 pm

Jaesus, Mary n' Joseph! Yiu've been on me arse about that lousy two bits ferever now. Why dinnae ye come down to the pub'n'll buy ye a pint o' Guiness and we can settle this like men? Ye fucking mary.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:44 pm

This is exactly why I don't read the news anymore. It's just too depressing.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:03 pm

I'm Excited! I'll wager Newsbot is too!

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:00 pm

Rogue II wrote:I'm Excited! I'll wager Newsbot is too!

Excited to get his pansy, mary arse kicked. Of that ye can be sure. If the lads were here they sure'n woulda kicked his ass an bought him a pint by now. Especially O'Doogan. Damn nancy Newsbot wanker.

Sean McLeod ODoogan · Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:54 pm

Ach! Threaten me boyo, will ye? Ah've a good mind t'teach ye a lesson with me fists, y'cyborg fairy! But Ah can tell ye're just a nancy boy what would cry like a little Danny Boy, and ye wouldna even be man ernough to drink yer Guinness afterwards. Ye discust me.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:00 pm

First, the Romulans and Action-Online.

Then, a cow, a goat, a giraffe, and the hyena.

Followed by numerous spammer-bots.

Now, the Irish?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:05 pm

Pay closer attention to his location. Sean apparently isn't sure if he's Irish or Scottish.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:44 pm

*sigh*

Fine. I'll revise my statement.

First, the Romulans and Action-Online.

Then, a cow, a goat, a giraffe, and the hyena.

Followed by numerous spammer-bots.

Devastator raped and pillaged our parents.

Now the Scottish, Irish, or possibly Welsh?

Post by **vynsane** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:12 pm

WELSHY!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

hope you get that reference...

Seamus ODoyle · Post by **Seamus ODoyle** » Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:03 pm

Oi've get yuir reference right here, you nancy sissy boy! Tis nae but a few pints away from a royal arse kickin' from me and the lads. Hold 'im down O'Doogan! While I show 'im wot strong Irish arms can do to a man's face. After Oi'll buy 'im a pint and we can tell tales. Begorrah!

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 1:27 pm

We'll take the niggas and the chinks, but we wont take the irish

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 2:33 pm

kidhuman wrote:We'll take the niggas and the chinks, but we wont take the irish

It's posts like these that make this place so . . . er . . . great.

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:44 am

Does anyone else think its eerily coincidental that Seamus shows up here and then the Sinn Fein finally end their oppostion to the North Ireland police after decades of fighting?!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:53 pm

Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:
kidhuman wrote:We'll take the niggas and the chinks, but we wont take the irish
It's posts like these that make this place so . . . er . . . great.

I can't wait for a pajama wearin', bucktoothed, yella', squint-eyed, triangle straw hat wearin' rice picker join the forums.

Ah. so.