Police detain Robin S Flantdig!

Newsbot · Post by **Newsbot** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:02 pm

A juvenile delinquent who goes by the name of Snigtad Flornbi was briefly detained by Puxatawney officials, a police spokesman said Saturday.

Flornbi, whose real name is Robin S Flantdig, was held on suspicion of being a self-loathing closeted homosexual. When the police realized that this is not a crime, they freed him.

"It turns out we were premature," said police spokesman Reed Grimm. "Though his issues with his sexuality are not a crime, it turns out he's an habitual jaywalker in his quests for male prostitutes. That, and his Spanish teacher filed a warrant for defamation and slander against him last year."

Citizens are advised to call the Puxatawney Sheriff immediately if they see Flornbi. However, it is unlikely that any of you will, as he spends most of his time taking it in the ass from his father and his uncle.

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UPDATE! Newsbot burns Snigtad Flornbi. How does it feel, bitch?

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:37 pm

This is why I don't watch the news anymore. It's just too depressing.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:51 pm

Slicker wrote:This is why I don't watch the news anymore. It's just too depressing.

The fuck you mean depressing, this is the best news all year. He will finally have his fantasy come true, 18 black guys raping him.

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:57 pm

It says they freed him, though. That's depressing.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:31 am

I wa'snt arested fagget but if i had ben it woud be 4 fuckin ur mom!!

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 11:46 am

I'm excited. I'll wager Newsbot is, too.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:06 pm

Why don't you stick your dick in an electrical socket?