WHAT IN FUCKING HOLY HELL IS GOING ON!?!?

[Eternal Padawan]

THIS IS THE LAST FUCKING STRAW!!!!

[Negative Boy]

This is exactly why you need a strong leader like Mr. Perpantor and not a weak one like Mrs. vynsane. I can understand everybody's homoerotic need to cling to an inneffectual moderator like vynsane because he tenderly grazes your balls with his lips while sixty-nining you, But isn't it about time you all opened your eyes and realize that more ruthless and cunning leadership is needed? I submit to you that Mr. Perpantor is just the guy.

Isn't that right Mr. Perpantor sir?

[Positive Boy]

I think the colour change is wonderful.

[Seamus ODoyle]

Sweet Mary MacGruder! Oi've nae seen these kinds o' shenanigans since the fuckin' Brits sent a gaggle o' whores with herpes inta me favorite pub to try to give the lads scavies. 'Twas the one and only time Oi've used a box o' rubbers in one night. And wearin' thems a sin, says the Church. If'n ye can't get this shite unner control, I may ha'e to back this nancy douche what claims he can get things back to normal. Begorrah!!

[anarky]

Fuck you, vyn. This purple shit is way overboard.

You can't even read the fucking thread titles!

[Zero]

I NEVER MEANT 2 CAUSE U ANY SORROW
I NEVER MEANT 2 CAUSE U ANY PAIN
I ONLY WANTED 2 ONE TIME SEE U LAUGHING
I ONLY WANTED 2 SEE U LAUGHING IN THE PURPLE RAIN

PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN
PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN
PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN

I ONLY WANTED 2 SEE U BATHING IN THE PURPLE RAIN

I NEVER WANTED 2 BE YOUR WEEKEND LOVER
I ONLY WANTED 2 BE SOME KIND OF FRIEND
BABY I COULD NEVER STEAL U FROM ANOTHER
ITS SUCH A SHAME OUR FRIENDSHIP HAD 2 END

PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN
PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN
PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN

I ONLY WANTED 2 SEE U UNDERNEATH THE PURPLE RAIN

HONEY I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW TIMES ARE CHANGING
ITS TIME WE ALL REACH OUT 4 SOMETHING NEW
THAT MEANS U 2

U SAY U WANT A LEADER
BUT U CANT SEEM 2 MAKE UP YOUR MIND
I THINK U BETTER CLOSE IT
AND LET ME GUIDE U 2 THE PURPLE RAIN

PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN
PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN

IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SINGING ABOUT UP HERE
CMON RAISE YOUR HAND

PURPLE RAIN PURPLE RAIN

I ONLY WANT 2 SEE U ONLY WANT 2 SEE U
IN THE PURPLE RAIN

[Perpantor]

IT'S SO... BEAUTIFUL!!

snif, snif

THIS I COMMAND!!

[Robin]

Holy Purple Rose of Cairo, Batman! Perpentor has corrupted Zero!

[kidhuman]

Everyone who has had enough of this please check out my latest thread under announcements and join me in outing vyn as rightful runner of this place.

[Zero]

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK
NO COLORS ANYMORE I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK
I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES
I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES
I SEE A LINE OF CARS AND THEYRE ALL PAINTED BLACK
WITH FLOWERS AND MY LOVE BOTH NEVER TO COME BACK
I SEE PEOPLE TURN THEIR HEADS AND QUICKLY LOOK AWAY
LIKE A NEW BORN BABY IT JUST HAPPENS EVERYDAY
I LOOK INSIDE MYSELF AND SEE MY HEART IS BLACK
I SEE MY RED DOOR AND IT HAS BEEN PAINTED BLACK
MAYBE THEN ILL FADE AWAY AND NOT HAVE TO FACE THE FACTS
ITS NOT EASY FACIN UP WHEN YOUR WHOLE WORLD IS BLACK

NO MORE WILL MY GREEN SEA GO TURN A DEEPER BLUE
I COULD NOT FORSEE THIS THING HAPPENING TO YOU
IF I LOOK HARD ENOUGH INTO THE SETTING SUN
MY LOVE WILL LAUGH WITH ME BEFORE THE MORNING COMES

I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK
NO MORE COLORS ANYMORE I WANT THEM TO TURN BLACK
I SEE THE GIRLS WALK BY DRESSED IN THEIR SUMMER CLOTHES
I HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD UNTIL MY DARKNESS GOES
HMM HMM HMM
I WANNA SEE IT PAINTED PAINTED BLACK
BLACK AS NIGHT BLACK AS COAL
I WANNA SEE THE SUN BLOTTED OUT FROM THE SKY
I WANNA SEE IT PAINTED PAINTED PAINTED BLACK
YEAH!