ATTENTION SAMBO

[Zero]

CHOCOLATE RAIN
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
CHOCOLATE RAIN
A baby born will die before the sin
CHOCOLATE RAIN
The school books say it can't be here again
CHOCOLATE RAIN
The prisons make you wonder where it went
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Build a tent and say the world is dry
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Forecast to be falling yesterday
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Only in the past is what they say
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Made me cross the street the other day
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Made you turn your head the other way
(Chorus)
CHOCOLATE RAIN
History quickly crashing through your veins
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Using you to fall back down again
[Repeat]
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Seldom mentioned on the radio
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Its the fear your leaders call control
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Say it publicly and you're insane
CHOCOLATE RAIN
No one wants to hear about it now
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
CHOCOLATE RAIN
But did they know each other in the light?
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Every February washed away
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Stays behind as colors celebrate
CHOCOLATE RAIN
The same crime has a higher price to pay
CHOCOLATE RAIN
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
(Chorus)
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Dirty secrets of economy
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Turns that body into GDP
CHOCOLATE RAIN
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
CHOCOLATE RAIN
But test scores are how much the parents make
CHOCOLATE RAIN
'Flippin cars in France the other night
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
CHOCOLATE RAIN
'Cross the world and back its all the same
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?
CHOCOLATE RAIN
More than 'marchin more than passing law
CHOCOLATE RAIN
Remake how we got to where we are

[Sambo]

What de hell is dat supposed to mean? Is dat some kind a cracker jok...


DANG! You are de WHITEST white boy I ever done seen in my whole life! There hardly a speck of color on you! You alllll white!! All you need is a pointy hood on, Adolph!! DANG! Did all dem other honky crackers put you up to dis?! I bet dey did! I bet dat honky vynsane what tried to kick me out de forums sent you down here to make colored jokes!! Shit. You peckerwoods gonna regret de day you fucked wit ol' Sambo!! Yassah, you sho will!!

[gothiczartan]

All new sculpt Sambo is amust! His cape must be removeable, I tell the fans at Comic Con. Hasbro must make, they do not out to just make money to make fans happy, I know the fan want!!!

[Sambo]

All new sculpt Sambo is amust! His cape must be removeable, I tell the fans at Comic Con. Hasbro must make, they do not out to just make money to make fans happy, I know the fan want!!!

Cape?!? Watchoo talkin bout Willis? Can somebody explain to me why you allow dis honky cracker in heah, but you try to keep de black man out? What kind o' whitey conspiracy is dat?! I'm a blow de whistle on all y'all asses to de Reverand Jackson! We gonna pray! Yassah! We gonna pray!!

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

The sad thing is, if Tay Zonday rewrote a few of the lines and got rid of all the "Chocolate Rain" bullshit, that wouldn't be half bad.

[Condoleeza Rice]

Sambo, you are a stereotypical insult to African-Americans everywhere. Although I cannot truly experience reading your nonsense from the perspective of a black person, my good friend, Colin Powell, who happens to be black, tells me that you make him sick. Please keep in mind that the outdated constitutional right to free speech no longer applies under the Bush administration, especially as it pertains to minorities. Keep this up, and you might find yourself in Guantanamo. Just a friendly reminder. Have a nice day.

[Sambo]

Sambo, you are a stereotypical insult to African-Americans everywhere. Although I cannot truly experience reading your nonsense from the perspective of a black person, my good friend, Colin Powell, who happens to be black, tells me that you make him sick. Please keep in mind that the outdated constitutional right to free speech no longer applies under the Bush administration, especially as it pertains to minorities. Keep this up, and you might find yourself in Guantanamo. Just a friendly reminder. Have a nice day.

Uncle Tom Bitch, you need to shut the fuck up woman! Shut yo fuckin cunt mouf and go make me a sandwich! C'aint understand why yo man ain't pimp slapped you back to de stone age yet. I see you on de TV down at de laundromat. Momma was pissed when they turned off de Family Feud so's yo skinny black ass could come on and do yo Uncle Tom dance for de whiteys. Shit, bitch, ain't nobody buying yo whitey bullshit nohow. So de next time you open dat cunt mouf o yo's I's gonna bust a nut all up innit and then knock you de fuck out with mah dick. Fuckin' honky lovin bitch.