Happy 5th Anniversary!!

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

What the, hell lol i just got out of, jail after i slept with rupert grent haha and i come back and, there is two guys from Pirates of, the Carribbean and Rollo Tomossie is dead? I should, have stayed in jail lol

My intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled, luv. Care for me to console you in me cabin, darling?

[Zero]

What the, hell lol i just got out of, jail after i slept with rupert grent haha and i come back and, there is two guys from Pirates of, the Carribbean and Rollo Tomossie is dead? I should, have stayed in jail lol

My intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled, luv. Care for me to console you in me cabin, darling?

I would be remiss in my appointments if I didn't warn you in advance that the Crabs Threat Level in Amy's Goodiebox today is at level orange. Fair warning.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, WHO'S GOING TO GO TO DAVY JONE'S LOCKER TO GET EP BACK???!!!!

Is "Davy Jones" clever lingo for "meat"? because the only locker Eternal Padawan is going to be occupying for the forseeable future is the freezer they have his body in down at the morgue.

Sorry kid, this ain't Marvel Comics. It's real life. Dead is dead.

[Double_G]

Meh. I don't believe he's dead.

[Senor JabbaJohnL]

He got shot . . . unless he's 50 Cent, I don't see how he'll be alright.

[kidhuman]

This is a mess Bounty couldnt pick up. Jesus. Is Uncle Jesse is going to show up next?

[Bill S Preston]

Wait, wasn't GNT killed by Doomsday a few months ago?

DUDE, WE TOTALLY MELVINED DEATH!

[anarky]

So, if GNT and Bill can come back from the dead, then perhaps EP will be all right; after some sort of cool takeoff on What Dreams May Come, he might come back all reincarnated as a kid, or something?

But if the gates of hell have been opened....

Please tell me this doesn't mean that the world will be celebrating Snigtad's favorite holiday next year.

[Sean McLeod ODoogan]

Crikey! A toast in memory o' our fallen friend, and in honor of our returned ones.

Any excuse for a second Guinness works fer me!

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. Would any of you lot care to explain to me if your mate Eternal Paddington was, in fact, a mutineer? Perhaps he didn't make it to the ol' fire and brimstone after all. For all you buggers know, he could be just as happy sitting up in heaven with the Good Lord 'imself, enjoying salty wenches and rum by the barrelful. Savvy?

[calamity jane]

Ahtarnal Padawan dead? Goddamn, fuck you, you fucking cockshucker!!

[Mrs Funtime]

Oh my, this is certainly some sad news. I'll have to bake a casserole to give to his surviving relatives. He'll be missed. No one was as rough on the beaver as that man.

[Slickers Mom]

At least he was shot, and it wasn't the VD what killed him!

[Santa Claus]

So this DeckardSmith finally grew some goddamn balls and shot that Eternal Padawan fruitcake?

Note to self: Move DeckardSmith to the top of the "Nice List." Hell, I might even have to give that boy Demi Moore from 1992.

[Ran]

Oh look. Santa's back. I forgot how much of a prick he really is.

[Double_G]

Hold on a fucking second.

Slicker's Mom is Deputy Trudy Wiegel?