The Angry Video Game Nerd

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The Angry Video Game Nerd

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This is, pretty much, a guy who reviews all of these shitty games on the NES. Hilarity ensues. I think you guys will enjoy it. On the page, just click on any game to see his review of it. I especially recommend his "Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout" review.

http://cinemassacre.com/AVGN/Nes_Nerd_videos.html
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one of my Brothers got ADDICTED to this a couple weeks ago, most of that shit is fuckin funny, especially the "been there" aspect of it. He should review Jackie Chans NES game :D
Or fist of the north star, which was a cross between awesome and awful in the weirdest way
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TMNT review is pretty spot-on, though he left out the fact that, once you finally master the rest of the fucking game, Shredder is invincible.
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Funny, though, I was about 12 when Karate Kid came out, and my bro was 7. We both thought it was incredibly easy. I never have heard anyone complain about it being hard, just so short for how easy it was.
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Triple post! Suck my balls, Grimmy!

While he's funny, I think he's trying too hard on some of these. Like on Silver Surfer. What, this guy couldn't beat a single board? Some of them are challenging, yeah, but some are butt-ass easy! It took me a couple of weeks, yeah, but it's hardly this major issue he's making it out to be.

A lot (most, in fact, if not all) of the "impossible" areas he's showing, well, he neglected to tell that he had to purposefully miss one or more of the extra cannons. You can have one on horizontal boards, two on vertical ones. That crazy-looking shit with the hands coming out of lava? Near the beginning of a stage, where you can (quite easily) get at least one cannon. Which shoots diagonally. Which he stated is impossible. I think he's just figuring most people have played a couple of these at most, so he can leave out little details like that.

Also notice that the way he steers Silver Surfer looks to be absolute incompetence, which I'm sure was done on purpose to make it look tougher than it is.

Like I said, he's funny. I just have a feeling he is trying to get as many of these videos out as possible, with not enough truly bad games in his collection. It's hard to respect a self-proclaimed "gamer" who can't beat Karate Kid and Silver Surfer when I can, and most recent games give me no end of trouble.
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FUCK BALLS! love this guy been watching it for awhile now.
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You can see his "Home Alone 2" game review on the "Christmas Carol Part 1" video. I remember playing that piece of shit for the Super NES.
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Shocker, I clicked on the Atari Porn one and could not BELIEVE the shit they were coming out with for the 2600! I spent all that time on Chopper Command not knowing that the gems were hidden behind the counter!!!!
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jjreason wrote:Shocker, I clicked on the Atari Porn one and could not BELIEVE the shit they were coming out with for the 2600! I spent all that time on Chopper Command not knowing that the gems were hidden behind the counter!!!!
Meh. I wouldn't exactly call this a gem:

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I've noticed a LOT of second-rate (and worse) knockoffs on YouTube. YouTube appears to be a site where people post copyrighted materials or rip off other people's materials.
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