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Can A Calif. Town Stop !@*# Cussing?

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(CBS/AP) This tranquil community on the edge of Los Angeles has become a cursing-free zone.

Under a City Council proclamation approved Wednesday, those who use profanity or make rude gestures could find themselves shamed into better behavior by the unsettling glances of South Pasedena residents who take their reputation for civility seriously.

"That's one of the purposes of this," Mayor Michael Cacciotti said of his city's proclamation designating the first week of March as No Cussing Week. "It provides us a reminder to be more civil, to elevate the level of discourse."

The proclamation will be in effect until Friday, and then the first week of every March hereafter.

South Pasadena, a tranquil city of tree-shaded cottages at the base of a mountain range eight miles north of downtown Los Angeles, is not the first to try to rein in potty mouths. Earlier this year, the St. Louis suburb of St. Charles, Missouri, proposed banning swearing in bars. Last year, hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons called for an industrywide ban on racially and sexually charged epithets.

But what is different about the latest push is that it was proposed by a 14-year-old boy.

"My mom and dad always taught me good morals, good values, and not cussing was one of them," said McKay Hatch, the founder of South Pasadena High School's No Cussing Club, during a recent break between study hall and tennis practice.

"I've cussed before, I'm not gonna lie to you," Hatch quickly added. "But I try not to cuss any more."

He was in junior high school when he became fed up with all the blue language around him.

His reasoning?

"First of all, it makes you sound really unintelligent," he told CBS' The Early Show. "It just lessens you. And it doesn't make you look like the person who you really are."

He understood why his friends use foul language: "They just want to fit in like everybody else and they don't know how. They figure if they cuss maybe it's an easy way to do that."

But it wasn't for him.

"I finally told my friends, `I don't cuss.' And I said, `If you want to hang out with me, you don't cuss."'

It took a couple of years, but enough friends finally came around that Hatch formed a 50-member club, handed out fliers and called the group's first meeting, held June 1.

Nine months later, the No Cussing Club has a Web site, claims a membership of 10,000 and boasts chapters in several states and countries. Hatch considers his greatest achievement, though, to be getting his hometown of 25,000 to become a cuss-free zone.

Cacciotti, the mayor, is not surprised that South Pasadena started the movement. He noted that the city broke off from its much bigger neighbor 120 years ago when residents unhappy with the saloon trade in downtown Pasadena voted 85-25 to go their own way.

So is everyone walking around saying, "fudge," "dang," and "shoot?"

"Nobody's perfect," Cacciotti told The Early Show. "But it's creating awareness and educating people that the harmful impacts of cussing, it causes anger and hostility and anxiety."

By midweek, however, it was unclear just how many people in South Pasadena knew about the no-cussing edict.

A clerk behind the counter at Buster's Ice Cream & Coffee Shop just laughed and said, "That sounds pretty funny."

David Salcedo, who manages High Life Burgers, a popular hangout near the high school, hadn't heard of it either.

But, come to think of it, he said, the language among the after-school crowd has been pretty clean lately. The biggest problem these days, Salcedo said, is kids talking too loudly.

"But they're good kids," he added. "They just eat their chili fries and go home."

For his part, Hatch hopes his No Cussing Club will lead to cuss-free zones in other cities. He believes it could be a quality-of-life issue, and that there may be less violence if people behave better.

"You have to start with the little things," he said.

Hatch contacted vynsane to propose the Rants/Raves section of the infamous vynsane.com forums be designated a no-cussing zone. vynsane reportedly responded, "That has got to be the fucking dumbest shit I've ever fucking heard, goddammit!"
Watch an awesome video of McKay Hatch breaking funky on the mike!
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Oh my God, that's fucking hilarious!

Fucking awesome!! Snigtad made a music video!! It's like one of those fucking horrible anti-drug commercials aired during Saturday morning cartoons back in the late 80s and early 90s.

Check out the site that that kid has plastered on his video (http://www.nocussing.com). Fine if you want to do it, but, shit, that kid should work on mastering the written English language if he wants to make the world a better place.

I searched high and low and couldn't find it, but I'm willing to bet my life savings this is somehow linked to a far-right evangelical church. Note that he puts pornography and profanity on the same level of evil as alcohol and drugs.
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Goddamn, I bet that fag gets the shit beat out of him on a regular basis.



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anarky wrote:I searched high and low and couldn't find it, but I'm willing to bet my life savings this is somehow linked to a far-right evangelical church. Note that he puts pornography and profanity on the same level of evil as alcohol and drugs.
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Here's someone's next avatar!!
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I looked around a bit more. Incredibly goofy site, and a lot of far-right shit for sale. The "testimonials" are laughable. I want to join just to post this story:
I am a United States Senator, and have been for many years. In my role as Senator, I expect my co-workers to exhibit the utmost in professionalism, including refraining from profanity. Imagine my dismay when, several months ago, the leader of the Senate--the Vice President, the second most powerful man in the world!--flipped me "the bird" and told me to go "eff" myself, right there on the Senate floor!

I was so shocked and appalled that, in my horror, I mistakenly voted to fund Ted Stevens' bridge in Alaska!
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That avatar could work well at the other site, especially in light of JT's recent similar crusade.
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Senor JabbaJohnL wrote:Goddamn, I bet that fag gets the shit beat out of him on a regular basis.
Probably, but if I went to school with him, I'd just walk up to him every day and say the most vulgar thing that comes to my mind, like "Ass ramming cunt slapping cum gargling shit eating tit mongrel".
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I wouldn't even go that far. I'd just walk past him and say one word that wasn't that bad, like "balls."

BTW, if you want the video in its entirety, click here. Not for the faint of heart.

I did read that McKay's mother's maiden name was Flantdig, which explains quite a bit.
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I'm on a spree! Blow me, Grimlock!!

This is his father's website. That explains a lot. And makes it impossible to believe he just decided on his own that his friends were cussing too much.

You can order his kit on how to raise g-rated kids for only $99.00!!

Click on the "program topics" button for some fun experimentation with the English language. For instance, "50,000 Child Predetors are on MySpace.com at any given time." I don't know what's funnier: the ridiculous misspelling of "predator" or the insanely huge number. I wonder if 50,000 people are online at one time, much less 50,000 preverts.

(Yes, I did spell that word as "preverts" on purpose because it sounds funnier that way.)
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HOW MUCH FUNNIER WOULD IT HAVE BEEN IF INSTEAD OF MAKING IT A FLUFF PIECE, THE EARLY SHOW ANCHOR HAD TURNED IT INTO AN INTERROGATION ASKING ABOUT HIS DAD'S WEBSITE AND MADE THAT LITTLE FUCKER CRY.
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Anyone familiar with Wikipedia?

I was searching around, and, since this is a stupid human interest story, everyone's reporting it exactly like the press release must've read. No one's questioning anything.

I was going to edit the Wikipedia page--not vandalism, but pointing out some of the links to various things, and the way every video ends with an ad for his dad's book.

You cannot tell me that this douchenozzle didn't publish the book, watch it languish and not sell, and realize that pretending his son was on this crusade wouldn't be great publicity. Now every news outlet in the world is reporting on this, and a lot of people who otherwise wouldn't have read his shitty book will be led back to links where they can buy it. Coincidence? I think not.
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Bump with a double post, so suck my balls, Grimlock!

The state of California is expected to pass a non-binding, non-enforceable No Cussing Week ordinance very soon, as in this week. Really. The state has some of the highest unemployment and hardest-hit real estate markets in the country, most towns are cutting out all non-essential services (some even charging for people to call 911, no shit), the governor still doesn't stand for shit one way or the other, taxes are skyrocketing, the services and quality of services are going down the crapper, the infrastructure is crumbling, and the state still can't get out of its current multi-billion deficit because the legislators are completely worthless and can't agree on anything, much less see the state needs nothing short of a new constitution. And, yet, they have time to waste on shit like this. Good going. Keep reaching for that rainbow!

This is worse than Congress declaring Kind of Blue to be a national treasure during the midst of a healthcare stalemate. At least Kind of Blue is all sorts of awesome.
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are they going to vote via facebook?
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