Any y'all seen my boy?

[Slickers Mom]

Slicker ain't posted in over a month! I'm getting worried! I know what women folks do to sailors on shore leave, what with the STDs and genital warts and white slavery and forced copulation with badgers. I don't want none of that happenin' to my little Slicker.

[Seven]

Don't forget human trafficking of body parts big in India and China, which is where I saw Slicker last.

You fucking bitch, bring that fucking unibrow down between my cybernetic legs and suck like there's no tomorrow! Resistance is FUTILE!

[Antropov]

Nick's been out to sea. I haven't been posting updates elsewhere in an effort to avoid boring people to death. He has some good stories to share when he gets back, though.

I am, however, a fan of this picture he sent me the other day, which will be Exhibit A in the Supreme Court case of My Tax Money v. The Government Giving Slicker A Check Twice A Month (2010). In case it isn't obvious by the outfit, he's on the clock.

[Seven]

Almost as bad as Boeing employees

Can't wait to hear the stories. I think it's so cool he's in the Navy. I always wanted to join either the Navy or the Air Force but couldn't dream of getting up at 4 am in the morning

Is he still over/near in Japan?

[Ran]

Almost as bad as Boeing employees

Can't wait to hear the stories. I think it's so cool he's in the Navy. I always wanted to join either the Navy or the Air Force but couldn't dream of getting up at 4 am in the morning

Is he still over/near in Japan?

You don't have to get up at 4am very often in the Air Force. Typically you work from 7am-4pm. I almost joined the Navy, but they said they were going to put me on a nuclear sub. Not seeing daylight for 8 months didn't seem appealing at the time.

[Antropov]

Is he still over/near in Japan?

Last I heard he had arrived in Hong Kong, which he was pretty excited about since that was one of the few ports in the region they had yet to visit.

Hopefully more knock-off shit will be en route!