Who all wants to punch Avril Lavigne?

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Fri Sep 13, 2002 12:58 pm

So the first couple of times I heard her song "Complicated," I thought it wasn't too bad--maybe she's one of those oh-so-rare "chicks who rock." Then Best Buy had the album on sale for $5.99, so I picked it up. I figured what can I lose? It's cheaper than a single. And the album was pretty good. It's not in my top ten, but it was pretty good. (One-hit wonder written all over it, though.)

Then I recently saw her video for "Complicated" and happened to catch her on the MTV Music Awards. Now she annoys me so much I want to fucking bash her stupid head in with a rolling pin.

Who's with me?!?

[robo] "Droppit, creep! Thank you for your cooperation!"

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Fri Sep 13, 2002 6:02 pm

there's a lot of people i want to punch, so i'll add her to the list, but i don't think i can squeeze her in til, like, the 15th of november, 2024. so, maybe you should take this one. joan jett is a real chick that rocks. this one seems like a manufactured nega-britney.

(by the way, i like the robocop image in you sig! i was wondering if they would work...) [kitt]

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sat Sep 14, 2002 6:21 am

I don't think she needs to be slapped, but I think 'Complicated' has worn out its welcome.

She's nice and soft....mmmmmmmmm....three way with Avril and Stephanie Swift....mmmmmmmmmm

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Sat Sep 14, 2002 2:46 pm

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Eternal Padawan
 She's nice and soft....mmmmmmmmm....three way with Avril and Stephanie Swift....mmmmmmmmmm
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wrong <s>thread</s> topic...

i just looked at her website... all the pictures are of her, not anyone in her band or anything... smacks of conveyor belt fame... still, there are worse out there, and the quote above (minus EP, plus me...) does bring some good thoughts to mind...[ET]

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Mon Sep 16, 2002 12:22 am

Id like to punch her right in the mouth.

With my dink.

Jedi Knightrider 3000 · Tue Sep 17, 2002 1:31 pm

i just saw her video for "sk8er boi" (reminds me of my middle school days when i wrote "sk8 or die" everywhere...) and she's like the bastard kid of alanis, shirley manson and joan jett - without any of their good points... well, she's got shirley's looks... ROOOOWR...

i don't know about all this shit. i mean bubblegum pop is one thing, but bubblegum punk??? that just sucks. it all started with blink 182 - now, they're entertaining, and stuff, but it opened a big door for this type of thing. punk rock is supposed to make your parents mad! this shit, your parents will probably listen to with you! ooooo, it has like, a moral to the story and shit! punk is supposed to be like, life sucks, your family hates you, you should probably do drugs until you kill yourself, and no one will go to your funeral... not "the sk8er boi you dumped is now really really happy with me and i'm happy with him, and look at that fucking rainbow!"

meh...

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sat Sep 21, 2002 7:59 am

Every picture of her I've seen has her with her mouth wide open. She's just begging to get punched in the mouth with a dink.

"...and look at that fucking rainbow!" meh...

TEE HEE. [:D]

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 3:39 pm

Back to punching Lil' Miss "David Boh-wee" Singing "Fudge 'Em Man" on the Metallica Icons Show. . . .

I read not too long ago on yahoo news that she is slated to star in an upcoming film adaptation of her "song," Sk8r Boi.

And yet friggin' Batman: Year One and Superman Lives linger in limbo. Damn ball-licking Hollywood morons!

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Thu Jul 24, 2003 4:30 pm

Well, they'll make it. They'll get Ashton Kutcher to costar. It'll do shitty From Justin to Kelly level box office. The guy who greenlit it will get shit canned. Kutcher's career will go into the toilet where it belongs. And then they'll have to do both Batman AND Superman to recoup their losses.

There's a silver cloud...

(And I'd still nail her tight little bod. She doesn't have to sing for me.)

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Sun Jul 27, 2003 4:11 pm

So I was just thinking. Like, during her down time, Avril types her own name into a search engine, just for shits anf giggles. Somehow she manages to find this forum and she thinks to herself... This Eternal Padawan character intrigues me. He only wants to use me for recreational carnal pleasures. I must track him down and sit on his face and then submit to his every whim and fantasy.

Hey, it could happen.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:37 am

Hey - I posted first!

Perv.

Rosie · Post by **Rosie** » Fri May 27, 2005 1:55 am

yeah she was ok 4 the first few weeks then u just got fuckin sick of the bloody song complicated and then she released sk8er Boi wich is a pathetic excuse as punk well altogther she is a pathetic excuse 4 punk wat about simple plan as a punk band or mabe Greenday

k1dhuman · Post by **k1dhuman** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:19 pm

I totally hate Avril Lavigne, but my kids love her, so I have to listen to her all the time. Once I broke the CD and threw it in the trash, but they just downloaded it again and now it's Avril all the time. I came home the other night and Sweetra1n was singing this shit with the kids, and I got mad and put my fist through the wall. I wish it had been Avril instead of the wall.

El Chuxter · Post by **El Chuxter** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 2:44 pm

I am infatuated with her. I have all her CD's and listen to them constantly. I have posters of her in my room and Mrs. Chuxter is quite jealous.

emperordaddypants · Post by **emperordaddypants** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:49 pm

AVRIL LAVIGNE IS NOT DOOMED!!!! SHE IS MY MINION FROM HELL