Westhamburgfordshiretonville For U!!!!!!!

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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What about Pootersville? Home of the world's longest queef. 17 minutes and 55 seconds. Smelled like dead roses and maple syrup. I'm getting aroused talking about it.
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Eternal Padawan wrote:What about Pootersville? Home of the world's longest queef. 17 minutes and 55 seconds. Smelled like dead roses and maple syrup. I'm getting aroused talking about it.


Oh holy shit, will you shut the fuck up already? My balls, you are the most annoying fuckhead ever. What the fuck?
GOD! That is so STUPID!! You are WRONG!!

Eternal Padawan is DEAD!! Fuck yeah!
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:SPAM:
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Good Lord! What happened in here?!? Are...are those body parts?!? Oooog....



I...I think I'm going to be sick...
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Oh my.



That's not good. That's not good at all, mate.




Just look at all that blood. Ew.
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JAESUS WEPT!


What the fook 'appened in here! Looks like all the girls from Cobham walked into a fookin' wood chipper or summat. Crikey, Oi think I'm gonna hurl...Tha's disgustin' tha is....

When was the last time anybody was in here? Did anybody see anything? Can we git a mod in here?




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Mamma mia!!! Merda santa! Mai non visto tale carneficina! Il mio dio, penso I'm che va essere ammalato! BLEEEEEEEEEAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!

Luigi! Luigi! Ottenga la benna!
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Who here could have done this?

Looking over the member list, although there are several villains, there are only two cold-blooded murderers. Using a knife isn't Zero's style.

Anyone else looking in OJ's direction?
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anarky wrote:Who here could have done this?

Looking over the member list, although there are several villains, there are only two cold-blooded murderers. Using a knife isn't Zero's style.

Anyone else looking in OJ's direction?
Yeah, it's too bloody for it to be Darth Vader. There's no hint of a yearning for global domination, so that rules out Cobra Commander. No sign of purple--not Perpentor. It sounds like O.J. But isn't he in jail awaiting trial or did he make bail?
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I say its that mother fuckin OJ cocksucker
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anarky wrote:Who here could have done this?

Looking over the member list, although there are several villains, there are only two cold-blooded murderers. Using a knife isn't Zero's style.

Anyone else looking in OJ's direction?


I DIDN'T KILL ANYBODY.

I LET OUT THE GUY WHO DID IT.
THEN I WAVED MY ARMS AROUND TO MISLEAD ALL OF YOU.


OJ IS A FUCKING PRICK.


WHAT DOES GRIMLOCK THINK?
ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE RUNNING THIS INVESTIGATION?

FUCKING GOBOT.
NO HANDLEBARS HAN SHOT. FIRST! PERIOD.
NO HANDLEBARS MORE COWBELL!
NO HANDLEBARS GO FUCK YOURSELF™
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Why is it still so hard for you to believe, even when all the evidence suggests extraordinary phenomena?
Sometimes the only sane answer to an insane world is insanity.
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Feck! :shock:
I have never read any of your posts, but from what I can learn I should say that for people who like the kind of posts you deliver, they are just the kind of posts such people like.
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Oh the...SWEET JESUS. ALL of these dead bodies have just been LEFT in here for the past year?!?!

Did NOBODY think to come in here and clean them up? What the fuck, Grimlock.

My god, I'm going to vomit from the fumes.

Where the fuck is Beauregard the Muppet when you need him? This topic needs to be roped off and burned.

Sick.
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