Anyone not seen Coming to America?

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Anyone not seen Coming to America?

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Newsbot's story about Nicky D's reminded me again of this gem. So, we've all seen it, right? I don't need to post pictures of shit, do I?
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To avoid pictures of shit, I'll say I've seen it. In truth, I haven't. :oops:
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I never saw the whole thing. I haven't even thought of that movie since the early 90s.
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C'mon, guys, that's a fucking classic! Easily one of the best movies ever fucking made!

I would've posted a link to a video, but it appears this is one that's banned from YouTube. :(
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I was wrong.

Oh so wrong.

Yup, wrong.

First role we saw him in. (Though some fucktard added shitty music and captions, this is the only version of the scene I found.)

Unfortunately, most of the best stuff ain't there, but that's a taste.
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fuckin' classic.
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SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!


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SOME MOVIES SHOULD JUST BE REQUIRED VIEWING TO SURVIVE IN TODAY'S POP CULTURE REFERENCING SOCIETY, THIS IS ONE OF THEM.

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"Good morning, America!"
"Hey, fuck you, asshole!"
"Yes! Fuck you, too!"

The best stuff in this movie has to be the barbershop scenes.
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You ever see this, Ran?

"The royal penis is clean."
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I don't remember that one.

First day of class in one of my engineering classes, my friend asked me if I remember Eddie Murphy character in this movie. I remember the character, but not much about the movie. He proceeded to tell me that our professor for that class is almost exactly like the character. He was right.
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Did you wash (ha! typo, but I'm not fixing it!) it on basic cable? The bathers are topless, so they have to cut that bit out entirely.
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