anarky wrote:She may have the most beautiful voice of any woman alive and be a shoo-in for the five hottest women alive, but an actress she is not.
she seems really ultra-shy when she's not performing songs. my brother has a DVD of her performing live and when she comes out she says (rather monotone) "how is it going?" and immediately repeats herself mockingly in even a more monotone and deep voice "HOW. IS. IT. GOING?"
can't find that bit, but the beginning of this song, from the same DVD has the same awkward audience interface going on...
Those Broadview Security ads are unintentionally funny as shit. They're so ludicrous and over-the-top, and I think they're supposed to make paranoid white women afraid of severely retarded would-be abusists who are easily frightened by loud noises. They are always about attractive white women or girls, since they want that implication of sexual assault being the motive (since every pervert's MO is busting down doors)... never minority women, since, I guess, people think they can take care of themselves, or maybe they think that implies a bad neighborhood, and never little boys or old women, since I guess that's more twisted and nauseating than anything else. I think all the bad guys are shifty-looking white dudes, since they probably have enough sense to know it would make them look racist if the "victims" are always white women and the bad guys are black.
This is one I saw last night for the first time that made me laugh so hard I snarfed my drink. This guy has got to be the most incompetent prevert who ever lived.
And this chestnut is freaking gold. "Hey, cops, my ex-boyfriend is so insane and jealous, he's been stalking me, and he saw me come home with my date because he was lurking around, and he kicked in the door because he's apparently a mutant or something and has that super-strength, but thank God I set my alarm in the second and a half after I closed the door, and, as enraged and bent on killing me as he was, he's afraid of sirens and ran away."
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Before I left my last company, I was talking with the security guard we had in the lobby about home security systems. He said I'd be better off putting up a fake camera and a Brinks of ADT sign in the front window. Their response people could be anywhere and take forever to get to your house. And whenever they show up, they can't do anything.
We've got one, but it's entirely because my wife wouldn't hear of not getting one after we were broken into. Never mind that whoever it was somehow got a key during construction, as best as we can figure, and simply unlocked the door, which we had the locks changed on.
*--For behavior unbecoming anyone, perpetrated in real time over an extended--AH, FUCK IT! MORE MALIBU, BITCHES!!
Sounds like Bizzaro The Grin was making a house call.
This is one is mostly for Mabs (but it is pretty funny if you like laughing at drunk Canadian hockey fans from Toronto). This guy should have been on Trailer Park Boys.
Here is the goal Toskala let in that he was bitching about:
Spike is showing the OT tonight. I'm not sure why I'm watching it when I have the dvds. They played this fan film short. Looks like it has been around for a while, but it is new to me.
