Unfunny Star Wars humor Wikia

[anarky]

http://darth.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

I'd suggest we nerble, but it's so big and full of stuff that just ain't funny that it'd take hundreds of thousands of man-hours to turn it funny.

[Slicker]

If that's what nerds pass off as humor then thank God that I'm normal...ish.

That would indeed take years to make even remotely funny...although I think a certain Flornbi should make a few additions...

[Ran]

I don't get it, and I don't think I want to.

[anarky]

I'm still trying to figure out if the thing about Aayla Secura marrying Grover and having lots of sex was building up to a punchline that someone forgot to add. The whole shit about Jawas and Jawa juice makes Snigtad look like a fucking Rhodes Scholar.

[vynsane]

wow... wtf? why? i probably only clicked four times total and it was too much for me to absorb. i shan't be going there again.

[anarky]

This sad piece of shit site has a "sister" Batman site. It is equally unfunny, and appears to be maintained by people with only the slightest notion of anything about Batman aside from a few recent comics and movies. And has the same hard-on for Muppets without any actual humor attached. (Bear in mind that I'm a little loopy and will laugh at just about anything. That tells you how bad this site is.)

I won't bother linking to it, in the interest of upholding the Geneva Convention.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I don't get it, and I don't think I want to.

Seconded.

There's this much free time in the world? It's incorrect information on purpose?!

[anarky]

Not only that, it's incorrect unfunny information on purpose. If there were a single laugh there, it could be forgiven.

Course, like vyn, I didn't waste too much time there.

[Rollo Tomassi]

I only went to the homepage and that was enough too much for me.

The unfunny part isn't deliberate (or maybe it is). But making up incorrect information deliberately just seems like an insipid waste of time. The only way we could make it funny was if you went in and started making claims that YOU thought were outrageous bullshit, but were actually true SW facts.

'The bar that Luke and Obi-One go into is, like, owned by a wookiee! AH ha ha!'

'Instead of Sand People, the Jawas were killed by Stormtroopers! Or better yet, Stormtroopers posing as Tusken Raiders! ha ha!' (Somehow making point of the fact you think Tusken Raiders and Sandpeople are two separate groups...)

[anarky]

Darth Vader built C-3PO!

(That one still trumps all others.)

[Rollo Tomassi]

"All Stormtroopers are copies of the same guy! And that guy is.... BOBA FETT!"