Natalie Portman Is Engaged and Pregnant!
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Natalie Portman and choreographer Benjamin Millepied are engaged and expecting their first child, her reps confirm to People exclusively. The couple met during the production of Black Swan. Portman's performance in the film has earned her nominations for a Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award. Related: Natalie Portman Is Back on the Carbs After Black SwanThe actress, 29, will next be seen in the romantic comedy, No Strings Attached, costarring Ashton Kutcher. This will be the first child for the actress who is due in 2011.
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Ugh. She's marrying a guy named Millipede?
That means in nine months a baby millipede is coming out Padme's vagina.
Those things creep me out. Those and silverfish.
That means in nine months a baby millipede is coming out Padme's vagina.
Those things creep me out. Those and silverfish.
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Silverfish eat comics, so they are worse than millipedes.
But not worse than this news. Padme is damaged goods now.
(Says the guy with two kids.)
But not worse than this news. Padme is damaged goods now.
(Says the guy with two kids.)
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I saw ads for that new comedy she's doing with Ashton Kutcher. Chris Rock's (?) skit about seeing Snow Dogs and feeling so sorry for Cuba Gooding that he had to send him five bucks came to mind.
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