OBAMA BIN LADEN IS GAY!!!

[Snigtad Flornbi]

YEA, I SAYED IT. I AM FUCKING SICK OF THE GNUS FOCESING ON THIS GAY WAD. SO WHAT HE GOT MARRYED A LOT OF PEPLE DO. FUCK HIM. HE IS PRATENDING TO BE STRATE. I WISH MY CARTUNES WOOD COME BACK ON!

[Rollo Tomassi]

Robin, do you remember when your Uncle Rodger made you play hide and seek in that suitcase for a really long time, and it got cold in the middle and then got hot again before he let you out? And then when you got out of the suitcase, there was a very tall man with a beard and he said he was Abraham Lincoln and that machine that was he was connected to was a time machine? And then he said he had to shoot you with the super top secret Democracy Ink that was all white and stick so that the Communists wouldn't get it and take over the world so he had to put it in your stomach so they wouldn't find it? So they could go back in time and write the Emancipation proclamation?

Well, Rodger lied.

That wasn't hide and seek. Rodger sold you to Al Quaeda as a fuckpuppet.

And that wasn't Abraham Lincoln. It was Osama bin Laden and he was hooked up to a dialysis machine that helps him pee and poop.

And that wasn't democracy ink. Osama bin Laden fucked your throat and made little terrorist babies in your tummy. You sick fuck. You're helping the terrorists, you traitor asshole.

Fuck you, Flantdig.