Sandusky's lawyer vows "different story"!

[Newsbot]

STATE COLLEGE (Reuters) - The lawyer for former Penn State University assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky said on Tuesday one of his alleged child abuse victims will tell "a very different story" from grand jury testimony.

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Joe Amendola said in an interview on NBC's "Today" program he thinks he has located the man, now in his mid-20s, who was allegedly abused by Sandusky in 2002 as a young boy.

"We believe we've found him and if we have found him, he is telling a very different story than Mike McQueary ... He is saying it never happened," Amendola said.

In his recent grand jury testimony, McQueary said he told team officials but not police in 2002, when he was a graduate assistant on the football team, that he saw Sandusky sexually assaulting a boy in the showers.

The alleged victim, one Rodger Flantdig, says that, in fact, he abused Sandusky. "McQueary--or should I say MAC-QUEER-Y--is a fucking liar, goddammit," said Flantdig. "I had Sandusky on his knees, begging me not to put nine inches of hot meat in his ass. And I just laughed and said, 'Goddammit, faggot, you should never have given me that time out. I've got a time out for your old ass! And by "time out," I mean "dick."'"

[anarky]

I don't buy it.

No way Uncle Rodger is only in his 20s.

[Rollo Tomassi]

Especially since Rodger is also his grandfather.
But this might be cousin Rodger, who is named after the Grandfather/Uncle. They call him Rodger Jr. Or sometimes they refer to him as Beaver.
Or, when he makes Robin put on the blonde wig and the pumps, you might have heard him called Señor Esteban.

[anarky]

Somehow, I think I will have a harder time sleeping at night knowing there are two Rodger Flantdigs.

[Rollo Tomassi]

You don't know the Flantdig clan very well. I'm sure there's way more than two.

[unlimitedpudding]

You know who doesn't abuse kids? The ShamWow Carnie guy. He is neither a collegiate coach nor a part of the Catholic Church. Sure, he might get in a fist fight with a prostitute once in a while, but who hasn't? That's why you should vote for him for Vice President in 2012.