Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

[Ran]

Lion Sex? That reminds me of the Griz and The Growl. Now those were memorable characters. I wonder what happened to them.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, OlgaSaraNisty.
In what appears to be a spambot first, your Occupation and interests are both ALSO random spambot names.

[Geoff Peterson]

Happy Birthday, emaistamy, our benevolent friend in the Ethiopian Government!
I fondly remember our marathon Billiards games that lasted weeks.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy birthday, jeothegophego.

I've never met a gophego before. I'm assuming you're some kind of Seussian refugee.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, slalpexpelt.

Elite Sniper Squad?!? Holy shit! That's awesome!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Awwww... I was gonna wish Gcontinuoypku a Happy Birthday, but he fucked it up by posting once about his love of chugging dick. And therefore is NOT a member with no posts. Sucks for you, brah.

[Negative Boy]

Holy fucktots! Cyrusfan96 is only 16 years old?!?

Daaaaaamnnn. Tyler Perry is in BIG fuckin' trouble.

[Ran]

Holy fucktots! Cyrusfan96 is only 16 years old?!?

Daaaaaamnnn. Tyler Perry is in BIG fuckin' trouble.

The most amazing thing about Cyrusfan96 is that she doesn't have Hunger Games listed in her interests.

[Giorgio A Tsoukalos]

Stupid liberal, wanting everyone to hand out their shit to you.

If you replace the word "liberal" with "alien," we have absolute proof that early man was enslaved by extraterrestrials who fed on human excrement. Further, the very next sentence provides irrefutable evidence that these aliens left their water fountains on Earth when they left, thus explaining the presence of water fountains outside most public restrooms! This is clear, and the only possible conclusion anyone who is open to the truth could possibly reach.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, Emutleequicle!

Like lauckycal, your name is now a vynsane adjective.

[anarky]

Happy birthday, Mewerocof!

I see your occupation is "teen." And you're turning 38.

With Dick Clark out of the running, this may make you the world's oldest teenager!

[Zero]

Best birthday wishes to Veindprierb, nukyr, and Mewerocof. Better known as "The 3-Car Anal Train from Haight-Ashbury." I understand Mewerocof is the caboose today. Choo choo!!

I THOUGHT OUR BIRTHDAY TRIO SOUNDED FAMILIAR.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN, BOYOS.

[Jargo]

Happy birthday to BestFreeRingtoner

[anarky]

Enjoy the anniversary of your birth, LeilaOlssen!

I'm not about to click the link, but I love the name of your site!

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Actually, if you click the link, there's a picture of Snigtad.