HAPPY DOOSHE DAY EVER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:41 pm

SINSE TAMARROW IS DOOSHE DAY HERE IS A POAM THAT I FOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:41 pm

THE NITE BE FOR DOOSHE DAY!!!!!!!!!

TWASS THE NITE BE FOR DOOSHE DAY AND AL THREW THE HAUSE
NO BUDDY WAS STERRING BE CAUSE THEY HAD HAMBERGERS AND YOU DONT STER HAMBERGERS YOU DUM ASS!!!!!
DARTH VYN WAS HUNG WHICH MEANES HE HAD A VERY LITTEL BALLZ
AND HE WAS BUSY FUKCING CAPTIN FUN TIME WHO HE BRAUHT HOME FROM THE MALL!!!!!
THAT DUM KID WAS DOWN STARES IN THE KICHEN TOSING MY DAD'S SALAD
WHYLE THE RADEO PLAYED THAT TURTELS SONG APRIL BALAD!!!!!
AND YOU'RE MOMMA WAS IN BED SUKCING MY BALLZ LIEK THEY WERE A SUCKER
AND THAT MAEKS ME A REAL MUTHER FUKCER!!!!!!!!
WHEN OUT SIDE I HERD A REAL LOWD NOIS
AND YOU'RE MOMMA SAID O THAT IS JUST MY BOYS!!!!!
I OPENNED THE WINDOEW AND SAID CAPTIN HOMO 138 YOU DUM BUTT
I AM IN YOU'RE MOMMA BUSTING A NUTT!!!!!!
IT WAS REAL DARK OUT SIDE AND WHAT DID I SEE
BUT GRIM LOCK TEA BAGING MADUBONS PUSSY!!!!!!!!
THEN I HERD A NOPISE AND NEW IT WAS NOT THESE GAYS
SO I LUKED OUT A LITTEL FARTHAR WAYS
AND THERE WAS BEET UP WINNERBAGOE
AND DOCTOR DOOSHE WAS DRIVEGING AND EATIN A BAGLE!!!!!!
HE DROVED UP QUIK AND GOT OUT OF THE TRUCK
AND HE PULED OUT SOUME TAMPANS AND SAYED WHAT THE FUKC!!!!
MY BALLZ ARE ICHEY AND I NEEDS TO SCRACH THEM
NOW I NEED TOO GO IN SIDE AND FIND ME SOM WOMAN!!!!
HE KIKED COBRA COMANDER AND SAYED OUT OF MY WAY MAGGIT
AND THEN HE SAID ETERNITY PADAWEN YOU ARE A FAGGITY ASS FAGGIT!!!!!
YOU AND SHIT HUMAN AND DICKER AND ROGE 2 ARE ALL DOOMED!!!
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY I NEED ME SUM POON!!!!
HE JUMPD ON TOO THE RUFE AND CAME DOWN THE FIRE PLACE
AND PUNCHD THAT DUM ASS JEDI TRIKS RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!!!
AND THEN AS I WAS TENKLING I HERD A LOWD SOUND
AND I NEW IT WAS DOOSH THROWING TAMPANS A ROUND!!!!!!!
HIS CLOTHS WERE ALL SHINEY BE CAUS THEY WERE CLEAN!!!!!!
AND DOCTOR DOOSHE WAS REDDY TO GET MENE!!!!!
A BUNCH OF SQUERT BOTTLES HE HAD IN A BAG
AND SAYED TO J J REASON THESE ARE NOT FOUR YOU FAG!!!!!!
HIS EYS WERE ALL SPINNY HIS NOSE WAS ALL RUNNEY
AND HE SAYED TO YOU'RE MOMMA BICH GIVE ME SUME HUNNEY!!!!!!
HIS MAUTH WAS NOT MOOVING BE CAUS IT WAS A MASK
AND HE HAD MASANGUILE IN A LARGE FLASK!!!!!!!
HE HAD A BIG FAT TUMMEY THAT ROLED LIEK SUM JELLEYE
AND HE SAID GOD DAM IT YUO GAYEWADS ARE SO SMELLIE!!!!!!!!
HE BICH SLAPED DERRICK AND ROSEY AND SLIMMY TOO
AND SAYED YOU MOTHA FUCKARS SMELL JUST LIEK POO POO!!!!!!!!
HE HAD A BIG CHUBBIE AND STUK IT IN YOU'RE MOM
AND SHE SMYLED AND GRONED DOCTER DOOSHE YOUR THE BOM!!!!!!!!!!!
HE SAYED SNIGTAD WHY DONT YOU PUT YOU'RES IN HER MOUTH
WHIL I KEEP MY BIG JONHSON DOWN HEAR IN THE SOUTH!!!!!!!!!!
I SAYED NOT A WERD BUT LET YOU'RE SLUT MOM SUCK ME OFF
MNY DINGALENG WAS SO BIG IT MAID THE BICH COFF!!!!!!!!
AND WHEN WE WERE DONNE DOCTER DOOSHE SAYED GOT TO JET
BE FORE GHOST OF LENNY KRAVETZ TRYES TO DRINK MY BALL SWET!!!!!!!
THEN HE KICKD THE GRIN BE CAUS THAT BILBO LIEKS MEN
AND JUMPED IN HIS CAR AND STARTID THE ENJINE!!!!!!!!!
I HERD HIM YALE AS HE DROVE A WAY
HAPEY DOOSHE DAY TO ALL AND YOU ARE ALL GAYS!!!!!!

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:43 pm

WELL THAT IS AL FOR ME TO NITE I HAVE TO GET A LOT OF SLEEP BE CAUSE I AHVE A LOT OF ASSS TO KICK TAMOROROW!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD NITE SLEEP TITE AT WERST I WILL KIKC YOU'RE ASS IN THE MOURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:30 pm

HOLY FUCK!!! That was one of the funniest most original songs I've ever read. I guess you do have your bright spots Snigtad.

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:07 pm

I have to second slickers comments.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 11:48 pm

Fucking outstanding - for someone wearing a hockey helmet and a diaper.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:00 am

Dooshe Day is postponed?!?!?!?!?! That fuckin' sucks. I was lookin' forward to the fun and festivies that this holiday entails. Like the "looking at the sun and seeing who sneezes first contest" and the pen clicking races.

Grimlock · Post by **Grimlock** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:22 am

Dooshe Day postponed because stupid Snigtad go too far, get self executed. Him working way through me Grimlock electro-colon right now.

http://www.vynsane.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=619

Slimmie · Post by **Slimmie** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 9:20 pm

That was totally hillarious. I heard once that your car always runs it's best just before it craps out. This kinda reminds me of that. You don't know what ya got till its gone....

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:47 am

I REMAMEBER WHEN I WROET THAT U FAGGS WERE JUST AS GAY THEN GOD DAM IT!!!

ALL HELL ACITON ON LIN!!!!!!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:38 pm

Douche Day is brought to you by The Grin Brand™ femine products. Give your mother the gift of freshness.

2 Live Crew wrote:Everybody say 'HEY! GO WASH THE PUS-SAY!'

The Grin knows what fresh twat is all about.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:24 pm

Dell, just stop pretending, okay? That poem is way better than any shit you could ever do.

Twiki · Post by **Twiki** » Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:22 pm

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Dooshe Day.  The mere mention of it dredges up unwanted memories of a time gone by.  I weep for those of you who have not been tempered in it's fires.  Or the lucky ones who will succumb to it's apocalypse.

Be warned.  And beware the otters.

the vynsane asylum

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