my favorite is about a down on his luck mall security guard (that fatass from king of queens who always plays fatass mall security guards because who the fuck else wants to play a mall security guard) who discovers that the guy who plays santa's main elf at the mall is the former star of webster, and is also a real elf for the real santa. after they are accidentally locked in sears overnight, the cranky guard learns the true meaning of christmas between the sheets with the elf.
it's called "oh cum, oh cum on emmanuel lewis."
favorite christmas movies
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Re: favorite christmas movies
Is that on Netflix?
I really love the Bloom County Christmas special, A Wish For Wings That Work. It did an excellent job of capturing the feel of the book of the same name (which is a classic), as well as some of the more adult humor of the strip.
I really love the Bloom County Christmas special, A Wish For Wings That Work. It did an excellent job of capturing the feel of the book of the same name (which is a classic), as well as some of the more adult humor of the strip.
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Re: favorite christmas movies
Elf is funny. Christmas Vacation is also funny.
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Re: favorite christmas movies
Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Lethal Weapon, Batman Returns.
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Re: favorite christmas movies
A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation
Bad Santa
Elf
Gremlins
Iron Man 3
Die Hard
Christmas Vacation
Bad Santa
Elf
Gremlins
Iron Man 3
Die Hard
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Re: favorite christmas movies
my favorite christmas movie of all time.Tom Foolery wrote:Batman Returns.
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