Celebrity Death Pool!

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And the 2 lions that the naked guy jumped in with. Within like 48 hrs of each other. Fucking humans.
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That was Dell.

Fucking Snigtad and Dell.

In seriousness, if you go to a zoo and get in with the animals, you're on your own. The authorities should try to mount a rescue so long as it doesn't disturb the animals more than they already are. Lions and gorillas are endangered. Morons, unfortunately, aren't.
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They ought to come up with a system where they douse the person with some vile smelling concoction like skunk, feces, and Axe body spray. Then the animal stays away and everybody lives.
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anarky wrote:That was Dell.

Fucking Snigtad and Dell.

In seriousness, if you go to a zoo and get in with the animals, you're on your own. The authorities should try to mount a rescue so long as it doesn't disturb the animals more than they already are. Lions and gorillas are endangered. Morons, unfortunately, aren't.
Those lousy modern safety features are really screwing up the whole natural selection thing.
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probably should've just nuked the entire zoo to be on the safe side.
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I'm gonna go with Muhammed Ali...I'll predict June 14th.
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Soon for sure. Sad day, but he's been suffering for ages. :(
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Slicker wrote:I'm gonna go with Muhammed Ali...I'll predict June 14th.
Looks like you were about 11 days off. :(
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Mr. Hockey, Gordie Howe. 88.
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RIP #9, the only legit "Mr" in North American professional sports.
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I realize there was a steady stream of famous people passing away when we were kids, but we didn't know any of them.

Now it's like there's someone dying every other day.
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There were so many great stories about Gordie Howe that came out over the weekend. The best one was probably the replay of Mark Howe's HOF induction.
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Attrell Cordes, singer from PM Dawn passed away the other day.
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And his death is already overshadowed by some guy from Star Trek that I couldn't tell you the name of. (I'm as crushed as when I read Paul Walker died, I tell you.)
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The Russian dude was actually not too bad in the new Star Trek movies. :(
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