How long to Sloths fuck for?

sloths are awesome. everyone knows that. and if you don't, you're an idiot because they will gnaw off your genitalia. very very slowly. and it will hurt. bad.

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jjreason wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2017 8:10 pm Here we are, in 2017, and I have no recollection of starting this conversation. I'm 100 percent ashamed - but I''m not 100 percent sure whether I'm ashamed for forgetting or actually starting it in the first place.
What about now, in 2022?
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I feel no shame. We still don't know the answer and I'm not googling it yet. Give me another 5 years.
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I gave up and had to google it. The answer was surprising. I'm not telling you. Look it up yourself.
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Sloths fuck for exactly the amount of time it takes.
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Sloths make love for hours.

They fuck for ten minutes in dirty bathroom stalls like the rest of us.
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