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[anarky]

Just needed a title.

I got this search result just now and it made me giggle.

We're potty mouths.

Oh, and fuckadoodle fucking doo.

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[vynsane]

HA! fuck, that's awesome.

fuck.

[anarky]

Four fucks and seven fucks ago, our fuckfathers brought forth on this continent, a new fuck, conceived in Fuck, and dedicated to the proposition that all fucks are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil fuck, testing whether that fuck, or any fuck so conceived and so dedicated, can long fuck. We are met on a great fuckfield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that fuck, as a final fucking place for those who here fucked their lives that that fuck might fuck. It is altogether fucking and proper that we should fuck this.

But, in a larger fuck, we can not fuck--we can not fuck--we can not fuck--this ground. The brave fucks, fucking and dead, who fucked here, have fucked it, far above our fucking power to fuck or not fuck. The fuckers will little note, nor long fuck what we fuck here, but it can never fuck what they fucked here. It is for us the fucking, rather, to be fucked here to the unfucked fuck which they who fucked here have thus far so nobly fucked. It is rather for us to be here fucked to the great fuck remaining before us--that from these honored fuckers we take increased devotion to that fuck for which they gave the last full measure of fuck--that we here fucking resolve that these fuckers shall not have fucked in vain--that this fuck, under fuck, shall have a new birth of fuckery--and that government of the fuckers, by the fuckers, for the fuckers, shall not fucking perish from the fuck.

And FUCKING PARTY ON, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

[Tom Foolery]

Here’s a list of random movie quotes you’ve probably been misremembering your entire life…

“You’re gonna need a bigger fucking boat.”

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t fucking refuse.”

“Nobody puts Baby in a fucking corner.”

“I love the fucking smell of napalm in the morning.”

“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a fuck.”

“Ghostbusters. What the fuck do ya want?”

“Jack, draw me like one of your fucking French girls.”

“Come with me if you want to fucking live.”

“Snakes. Fuck! Why did it have to be snakes?”

“Yer a fucking wizard, ‘arry!”

[jjreason]

"The fucking stanley fucking cup is won every fucking year but the fucking team with the best fucking goalie."

- Bill Janes, former coworker, circa 1996.

[Ran]

"Now you might take offense
To a word like "fuck" or "shit" (dick!)
But you fuckin' don't have the right (cunt!)
To discriminate me for saying it!
You fuckin' whores (you fuckin' whores)
That's all you are"
- Startin' Up a Posse by Anthrax

[Tom Foolery]

Saw a good quote today;

“Use fucks like commas.”

[Bizarro Snigtad Flornbi]

Oh, dear me. Even as I recognise the depravity which ye ruffians wallow, such wanton abuse of the English language shocks even my sensibilities.

Refrain from using such language, good sir, or I shall have no choice but to summon the constabulatory.

[anarky]

Bizarro Snigtad was approached by a strange man who asked him, "Would you suck my wiener for ten bucks?"

He responded with a sad frown, "I'd love to, but I only have eight."

[Tom Foolery]

Bizarro Snigtad was approached by a strange man who asked him, "Would you suck my wiener for ten bucks?"

He responded with a sad frown, "I'd love to, but I only have eight."

A quick thinker would’ve spotted him the $2