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First off, the Bucs’ completely unnecessary pass play so Mike Evans could get his 1000 yards made me smile.

Second…. :D :) :D :) :D :) :D :)
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And The Fighting Irish are headed to Atlanta for the National Championship game!

That was one hell of a game.
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The best narratives to win the Superbowl for the eight remaining teams, from worst to best.

8. Philidelphia. Nobody wants to see Philly in the Superbowl, let alone win it, except people from Philly. And not even all of them.
7. Baltimore. The Ravens are like the Eagles, except in the AFC. In fact, if Philly plays Baltimore in the SB, nobody will tune in.
6. Kansas City. Apart from the possibility of a threepeat, nobody is excited to see the Chiefs return. Except if the only other option is Philly/Baltimore.
5. The Commanders making it with their rookie QB as underdogs is a good story. I don’t see that happening.
4. The Texans have never been to the Suberbowl. And neither did the Oilers before them. Houston winning is a good story.
3. Stafford caps his career with a second ‘chip and retires Peyton Manning style.
2. The Bills erase the 90-93 seasons and right the wrongs of the past. I think them finally getting past the Chiefs to make it to the big game will be a fantastic story by itself.
1. …………Once again, I pinch myself to see if it really happened………….
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The ghost of wide rights past looms large over story #2. Literally everyone should want Detroit or Buffalo to win, especially if their own team is no longer in the hunt.
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The Ravens practiced indoors today because it was too cold outside and the ground is frozen. The forecast for gametime Sunday night is 11°F with 15 mph winds (so 3°F with the windchill). They might avoid injuries at practice, but the field in Buffalo will also be frozen.
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Welp.

Go Bills.
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I hated all of that. Wait your fucking turn, Jaden.
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My options for who to root for in the SB are dwindling.
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Tom Foolery wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 6:22 pm My options for who to root for in the SB are dwindling.
Whichever teams plays/loses to the Chiefs.
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Diabolical wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 8:00 pm
Tom Foolery wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2025 6:22 pm My options for who to root for in the SB are dwindling.
Whichever teams plays/loses to the Chiefs.
If anyone farts in the general direction of Patrick Mahomes, the NFL’s designated walking logo, it is an automatic 15 yard penalty + an free extra down for the Chiefs + the Chiefs get an automatic extra point added to their score.
Whoops, the other team’s defense just lined up on the line of scrimmage against Mahomes. Which is suggestive they hypothetically mean to do him harm. Thats another automatic first down for the Chiefs…


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Ok. So Buffalo in a handicap match versus. KC + the Refs for the AFC Championship. Bring it on.
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Fuck yeah. Let's go, Buffalo! Shut those Taylor Swift fans up from the opening kick off.
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Everyone hates Ohio State even more than they hate Ohio.
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It’s like Lucy and Charlie Brown. Every fucking year.

I’m so sorry Bro.
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I'll be tuning in for Kendrick at half time & that's it. Kincaid's drop hurts like I'm sure Mark Andrews' hurt the Ravens fans last week. :(
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