What about now, in 2022?
How long to Sloths fuck for?
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?
I feel no shame. We still don't know the answer and I'm not googling it yet. Give me another 5 years.
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?
I gave up and had to google it. The answer was surprising. I'm not telling you. Look it up yourself.
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?
Sloths fuck for exactly the amount of time it takes.

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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?
Sloths make love for hours.
They fuck for ten minutes in dirty bathroom stalls like the rest of us.
They fuck for ten minutes in dirty bathroom stalls like the rest of us.
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?
What about now, in 2025?
God damn, this thread could've voted in the last US presidential election. It probably didn't. I blame this thread and its political apathy for the pedophile in chief and this current shitshow.

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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?
jjreason created this thread, so technically that would make this thread Canadian. If this thread suggested on how anyone votes, it is considered foreign interference (unless it made an investment in Trump's business or a large campaign contribution to a pro-Trump PAC).
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Re: How long to Sloths fuck for?
Shit, that means there's a tariff on this thread. Maybe. Who the fuck knows? Even Herr Gropenführer doesn't know for sure.

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