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Finally saw Thunderbolts* today. Excellent movie.
I think the final tease would've been better saved for the end of FF, though. I think the real reveal was basically spelling out Captain America will return. I mean, if Bucky and Sam are fighting, that seems inevitable.
I think the final tease would've been better saved for the end of FF, though. I think the real reveal was basically spelling out Captain America will return. I mean, if Bucky and Sam are fighting, that seems inevitable.

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Also anyone complaining about Julia Louis-Dreyfus is wrong. That woman is a fucking treasure and we're all lucky to exist in the same world as her.

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The Doomsday teaser was released. They managed to make a movie named after Marvel's greatest villain, which we know involves characters from across the multiverse, look dull.
I guess they're counting on the hype and don't feel the need to add to it.
I guess they're counting on the hype and don't feel the need to add to it.

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i mean, it's a teaser literally 12 months out. what did you expect?
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A guy in a green cape? Any one of the X-Men?

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I’ve read there are FOUR different mini-teasers. I’m not going to Avatar four different times to confirm that.
I watched someone’s hidden phone version on YouTube. I got the gist. It would’ve been more impactful if they’d kept that character under wrap until the movie debuted.
I watched someone’s hidden phone version on YouTube. I got the gist. It would’ve been more impactful if they’d kept that character under wrap until the movie debuted.
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So Avengers: Doomsday is coming out December 2026, and a year later is Secret Wars? It looks like most of the Marvel characters will be in those two. Plus a new Spiderman will be released in July 2026. All of a sudden they aren't worried about superhero movie overload anymore?
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So far, the three teasers they’ve released are Steve Rogers(NOT Capt America), Thor, and the X-Men(Professor X, Magneto, and Cyclops being featured in the ad). The rumored fourth trailer is supposed to be Iron Man. Or Doom. Or a combination of those two if RDJr is pulling double duty with those characters, or if Doom is a variant of Stark, or whatever bad idea they’ve come up with.Tom Foolery wrote: ↑Tue Dec 23, 2025 6:52 pm I’ve read there are FOUR different mini-teasers. I’m not going to Avatar four different times to confirm that.
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Only the Steve Rogers teaser has been officially released so far.
The other two have been leaked, I guess.
The other two have been leaked, I guess.
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I was about to post that.
THAT is what I'm talking about. Scott, the way God intended, going postal on what appears to be a Sentinel attack?
Now I'm fucking excited.
THAT is what I'm talking about. Scott, the way God intended, going postal on what appears to be a Sentinel attack?
Now I'm fucking excited.

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I am dubious. There’s like 50 named “important” characters in this movie. That’s like barely two minutes of screen time per person. All I’m seeing is a bunch of shock value cannon fodder for when they reboot everything.
Yeah, Cyclops will have a “hell yeah!” moment. And then he’ll get what Wash got in the Serenity movie.
Yeah, Cyclops will have a “hell yeah!” moment. And then he’ll get what Wash got in the Serenity movie.
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I'm sure that's going to be the case. I still want to see Marsden play a cool Cyclops, even for a minute.

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That's a better death than what he got on X-Men 3.Tom Foolery wrote: ↑Tue Jan 06, 2026 4:26 pm Yeah, Cyclops will have a “hell yeah!” moment. And then he’ll get what Wash got in the Serenity movie.
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