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Finally saw Thunderbolts* today. Excellent movie.

I think the final tease would've been better saved for the end of FF, though. I think the real reveal was basically spelling out Captain America will return. I mean, if Bucky and Sam are fighting, that seems inevitable.
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Also anyone complaining about Julia Louis-Dreyfus is wrong. That woman is a fucking treasure and we're all lucky to exist in the same world as her.
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The Doomsday teaser was released. They managed to make a movie named after Marvel's greatest villain, which we know involves characters from across the multiverse, look dull.

I guess they're counting on the hype and don't feel the need to add to it.
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i mean, it's a teaser literally 12 months out. what did you expect?
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A guy in a green cape? Any one of the X-Men?
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I’ve read there are FOUR different mini-teasers. I’m not going to Avatar four different times to confirm that.

I watched someone’s hidden phone version on YouTube. I got the gist. It would’ve been more impactful if they’d kept that character under wrap until the movie debuted.
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So Avengers: Doomsday is coming out December 2026, and a year later is Secret Wars? It looks like most of the Marvel characters will be in those two. Plus a new Spiderman will be released in July 2026. All of a sudden they aren't worried about superhero movie overload anymore?
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Tom Foolery wrote: Tue Dec 23, 2025 6:52 pm I’ve read there are FOUR different mini-teasers. I’m not going to Avatar four different times to confirm that.

I watched someone’s hidden phone version on YouTube. I got the gist. It would’ve been more impactful if they’d kept that character under wrap until the movie debuted.
So far, the three teasers they’ve released are Steve Rogers(NOT Capt America), Thor, and the X-Men(Professor X, Magneto, and Cyclops being featured in the ad). The rumored fourth trailer is supposed to be Iron Man. Or Doom. Or a combination of those two if RDJr is pulling double duty with those characters, or if Doom is a variant of Stark, or whatever bad idea they’ve come up with.
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Only the Steve Rogers teaser has been officially released so far.
The other two have been leaked, I guess.
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the Thor trailer dropped today.

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x-men trailer dropped

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I was about to post that.

THAT is what I'm talking about. Scott, the way God intended, going postal on what appears to be a Sentinel attack?

Now I'm fucking excited.
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I am dubious. There’s like 50 named “important” characters in this movie. That’s like barely two minutes of screen time per person. All I’m seeing is a bunch of shock value cannon fodder for when they reboot everything.
Yeah, Cyclops will have a “hell yeah!” moment. And then he’ll get what Wash got in the Serenity movie.
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I'm sure that's going to be the case. I still want to see Marsden play a cool Cyclops, even for a minute.
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Tom Foolery wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2026 4:26 pm Yeah, Cyclops will have a “hell yeah!” moment. And then he’ll get what Wash got in the Serenity movie.
That's a better death than what he got on X-Men 3.
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