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It wasn't supposed to be funny, but thanks to Rogue II I got a laugh out of:

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">All of a sudden, the doc decided that they were going to snip the taint<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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yes, the snignature was a "must see" and I stumbled upon it by accident, glad it's still there (last I checked, tho if it was anything like the demise of Juggy it may not be)
I can't believe that juggernaut was wiped CLEAN away dammit, that shit was golden
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RIP Juggernaut...You had probably the best 10 post career ever. It was funny reading some of the other people's reactions.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by CaptainSolo1138</i>
<br />It wasn't supposed to be funny, but thanks to Rogue II I got a laugh out of:

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">All of a sudden, the doc decided that they were going to snip the taint<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

It's funny now, but at the time I was like "Hey doc, where ya goin' with them scissors? OHHH!" No one gave me any heads-up on that being a possiblity. So, I'm just trying to help you guys out.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted at the Action Online LOTR site by Inaction Online</i>
<br />Let the word be spread! Action On-Line is a Flornbi! They are like the mother of some guy from Michigan!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

My God. That's beautiful. It brings a tear to my eye. [cry]

Which of you should I thank for that masterpiece?
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That would be TGOLW. It was all about him.
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That's what a Saturday night forum raid will do to you.
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BTW who was/is actiononlinegavemecrabs? I bet on TGOLW.
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They did give me crabs, though.
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This one comes from the man himself Mr. Vyn
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Vyn</i>
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i don't joke about microscopes. <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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This exchange may have been behind locked doors, but it's too fucking funny not to quote:

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />Nice to see they can ban on suspicion. I'd love to arrest people on suspicion.... maybe they can appeal to the Supreme Court of Canada on our behalf and explain why this is okay.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mabudon</i>
<br />...jj hit the nail on the head, the fucking "suspected", you'd be so busy hauling big-pants kids in you'd never post here anymore JJ<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kidhuman</i>
<br />He would trade his SW collection to haul in suspected.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by mabudon</i>
<br />easy KH, JJ loves his "men" (PS jj we gotta talk again sometime soon, I miss the JJ "angle" on things... and I did NOT say "jj loves men" so no fucking misquotes, he just alwasy refers to his collection as "his men" even if they are aliens or vehicles even)<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />That's hilarious! I DO call them "men", but only when I'm talking.... when I type they're figures or figs. I've been wanting sausage for breakfast lately too... I wonder if my subconscious is telling me something!!!!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kidhuman</i>
<br />JJ's gonna use his nightstick and lose his virginity all over again<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jjreason</i>
<br />It's an ASP baton - NOT ass baton!!!!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kidhuman</i>
<br />That was fuckin hilarious. ASP baton, like a trouser snake baton?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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only the names have been changed to protect the identities of the "innocent" [beard]
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I am still pissing over the baton comments from JJ.
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Post by Ran »

Yeah, it's out of context, but it's still funny.

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Chuxter</i>
<br />"I've got wood!"
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From our dear friend <font color="orange">jargo</font id="orange">:

"I hate you. You smell of Otter pee."

Those wacky Brits.
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Getting a jumpstart on tomorrow, the next quote comes courtesy of our own GOLW:

"King can't act?! Meteor shit, yes he can!"

I laughed out loud over that one. "Meteor shit." Tee hee.
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