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Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:54 pm
by John Madden
With both coastlines being covered, I am going for the middle with the Madden bus. I will get to the middle and force everything and everyone out to Batman and Zod, because from the middle, you can only go out.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:45 pm
by General Zod
Well done, Madden: Your risky gambit through the middle of our flanks has paid off, and given Batman and I the opportunity to strike from the shadows - we made it through to The Phantom Zone and retrieved those forums that were stowed there by the Romulans. We now have them cornered in their base of operations: the "architecture" forum itself! I always knew that forum was a bad idea - but had no clue as to it's massive power!
Quickly, Terror Squad Reservists! We must cast the entirety of the "architecture" forum itself into the abyssal blackness that is The Negative Zone - if this were to work, it would create an infinite loop that would trap the Romulans forever between The Negative Zone and The Phantom Zone. We would then need to seal off the entrance to The Negative Zone forever, as it uses only 64-bit WEP encryption which is easy to hack, even for a dirty Romulan. However, it may be possible to open a secure connection to The Phantom Zone in order to punish future spammers and "stupid n00bs".
I only regret that we have to sacrifice an entire forum section in order to fully vanquish our aggressors, though with only seven total topics, it will scarcely be missed. Perhaps I may be able to move "The Strip Joint" to the more appropriate (and now MTRS-controlled) "corn" section before the hammer falls.
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:21 pm
by Ran
I hate to drag the subject back up, but if Yoda is really dead, shouldn't his ghost have appeared somewhere during the dance party?
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:59 pm
by Joe Q
Rogue II wrote:I hate to drag the subject back up, but if Yoda is really dead, shouldn't his ghost have appeared somewhere during the dance party?
That's a good question, Rogue II, and all will be revealed in the "director's cut premiere hardcover collected edition" of the entire "Action On-Line Saga"!
Man, well, as always, Rob Liefeld really pulled one out in the clinch for us. Big thanks to Mark Millar, too, even though he really dropped the ball on this one.
And why hasn't anyone brought up what happened to Spider-man yet??? Wasn't that the craziest status quo shake-up ever???
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:59 pm
by Spider-man
Joe Q wrote:And why hasn't anyone brought up what happened to Spider-man yet??? Wasn't that the craziest status quo shake-up ever???
Yeah, um, I've been lurking here for a bit, since a google search of my name came up with this place. All this time, I thought that all the stuff that had been happening to me recently was due to one of my major villains - Green Goblin (who's back from the dead - but Gwen? Noooooooooo - turns out she was a filthy ho! A filthy ho who died for real!) or maybe Venom (although who can even keep track of who's playing the part of Venom these days!) or one of the THREE (yeah, count'em - THREE!) Mysterios running around. That's not a villain, that's a breakfast cereal!
Anyway, I come to find out it was the work of Mark Millar and Rob Liefeld (the latter of which SHOULD be considered a villain) who piled all this crap on me. In fact, I'm going to start a new thread listing all the ways my life has totally fallen apart.
Re:
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:17 pm
by Zero
General Zod wrote:That is correct, oh Mighty Vynsane - you have been restored of some powers after Optimus Prime made his valiant and heroic sacrifice to battle the minions of Action On-Line.
And on that somber note, a bit of good news: Quickly did we find one who was worthy of replacing said fallen comrade: ZERO!
HEY. I'M HERE.
TRAFFIC ON THE 405 WAS A BITCHEROONIE.
DID I MISS ANYTHING?
As an android, not only will Zero be of immesurable help in recovering destroyed and/or corrupted topics, but will stand for no tomfoolery by those sypmathetic to the AO-L cause. Be warned, AO-L: your time of reconning has arrived! Soon you will kneel before Zod! YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE THE MODERATOR TERROR SQUAD!!!
YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE VYNSANE!!!!!
YEAH.
OKAY.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE MTS AND THE MTRS?
Re: THE DESERT ISLAND
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:20 pm
by Mister Roboto
When you humans defecate, do you wipe forwards or backwards?
Re: THE DESERT ISLAND
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2012 4:22 pm
by Geoff Peterson
Mister Roboto wrote:When you humans defecate, do you wipe forwards or backwards?
Oooh!
Good question! Gooood question.