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Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:37 pm
by anarky
I would wish Ran a happy birthday, but he has posts.
So up yours, Ran.
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 6:53 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
anarky wrote:I would wish Ran a happy birthday, but he has posts.
So up yours, Ran.
Yeah. Dick.
No Happy Birthday for you.
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:53 pm
by Ran
Thanks. One day closer to death. Yeah!
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:02 pm
by Snigtad Flornbi
WUN DAY CLOSSER 2 SUCKING MY DICK U MEAN, FAGGET!!!!
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:05 pm
by unlimitedpudding
If you get a coupon from Penny Saver and head down to the mall, he'll suck your ass.
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:07 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Happy Birthday, RantroonY!!
What the $@#% is Hoodia??!
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:12 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Happy B-Day UNLORDDUP.
Really? All caps? That's a tad drama douche innit?
You're not special, dick.
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 1:56 pm
by anarky
Happy 43rd, Envemaren!!
You're a volunteer for a nonprofit who's interested in performing, and you've got what looks like a section of some painting of Eve and an apple (as best I can tell) as your avatar.
But no hyperlink to anything.
Hmmm.... Whatever your game may be, well-played, sir or madam.
Now go fuck yourself.
(That was worth the three dollars I owe Zero now.)
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:44 pm
by Zero
THAT'SS OKAY SWEETIE!
YOU KEEP THE THREE DOLLARSS AND BUY
YOURSSELF SOMETHING NISE WITH IT!
OOH! LIKE A CLUTCH! OR A CUTE LITTLE HAT!
AND DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYBODY, YOURE ASS LOOKS FAB-U-LOUS
IN THOSE JEANS! OKAY, TOODLESS!!
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 5:41 pm
by RoIIo Tomassi
Happy BDay, Whothedbabede!
And to answer your question, 'Who the d babe de?'
The answer is 'Go fuck yourself'.
[Gives Zero $3]
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 10:31 am
by Double Gs Daddy
HAPPY BIRFDAY, OPHELIA MY SWEET!
TONIGHT YER GETTING THE SPECIAL BIRFDAY SEX!!
I GOTS YA SUMTHIN SPECIAL FROM VICTOR-YAS SECRET TA WEAR INNA BEDROOM. I ALSO ORDERED SUMTHIN FROM THAT ADAM'N'EVE CATALOG YOO LIKE TO DIDDLE YERSELF TO IN THE JOHN.
THIS YEAR WE'RE GONNA GET KINKY AND DO IT IN THE BOY'S ROOM. IT'LL BE THE FIRST TIME THERE'S BEEN PROPER SEX HAD IN THAR. I DON'T COUNT HIM GETTIN' TO UNNATURAL THIRD BASE WITH THEM 'FRIENDS' OF HIS.
JUST DON'T FORGET THE BACON GREASE WHEN YOU GO SHOPPING TODAY. I LIKES YOU GREASED UP, WOMAN!
I LUV YEW, OPHELIA!
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Fri May 18, 2012 12:34 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Happy Birthday, Talpqueueva.
But fuck you and your made up Location.
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 9:43 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Happy Birthday, Offeplillnito
I'm still trying to pronounce your name.
And if the last guy got a 'Fuck off' for having a made up location, you get a Double Fuck You for having a nonsensical occupation/interest.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 9:48 am
by anarky
What? The guy is really obsessed with fake get-skinny-quick schemes!
Re: Happy Birthday to Members with no posts
Posted: Sun May 20, 2012 12:35 am
by RoIIo Tomassi
Happy Birthday, naveparmami.
You are French. So fuck you.