Celebrity Death Pool!

okay i can hear you now. and i don't want to. why don't you go fuck slicker's mom and get out of my face?

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Lost a couple Sports Icons in the last few days.

Jerry West, NBA icon as player, coach, and front office executive. He’s the damn NBA logo. As an LA Laker, his rivalry with Bill Russell and the Celtics is why professional basketball is even shown on TV, and the sport’s popularity expanded to give us MJ, and Kobe, and Lebron. He might not be on the Mount Rushmore of basketball, but he’s damn sure in the foundation of the mountain. He was 86.

Willie Mays. Say Hey Kid. If you wanted to advocate for him being the greatest ball player ever, you would have a very solid case. There are very few others whose names are as synonymous with the sport as his was. He was 93.
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Donald Sutherland. You got to see his bare butt in Animal House. He did some other stuff too. He was 88.
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Martin Mull, 80.
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Shelley Duvall, 75.

Sure, The Shining, but can you imagine anyone but her playing Olive Oyl?

I was reading about her and found out Dr. Phil is a bigger piece of shit than I thought he was.
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I haven’t watched Popeye since I was five years old. Can’t remember a single thing about, so I must’ve thought it was boring as shit.

But, yes, Duvall as Olive Oyl and Matt Lillard as Shaggy are the benchmarks for dead-on casting.
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Tom Foolery wrote: Fri Jul 12, 2024 9:16 pm I haven’t watched Popeye since I was five years old. Can’t remember a single thing about, so I must’ve thought it was boring as shit.

But, yes, Duvall as Olive Oyl and Matt Lillard as Shaggy are the benchmarks for dead-on casting.
Its been a while since I've seen Popeye, but I swear watching it gave me a headache. It was kind of boring. An episode of the cartoon is 6 minutes. The movie stretched it to almost 2 hours.
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Fleshling Richard Simmons die. Him favorite other member of Moderator Terror Squad because he not always clog toilet like Batman. But you fleshlings so fragile, die from things like cancer or be stepped on accidentally by me Grimlock at party. Me Grimlock swear, Susan, it just one time six years ago so get off me Grimlock back already.
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Dr. Ruth.

Two self-help gurus of the 80s in one day.

Also, not my pic, but Grimlock's love affair with Richard Simmons was well-known. (Grimmy was a bottom in robot mode, top in dino mode.)
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Donald Trump


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Shannen Doherty, 53.
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Bob Newhart, comedian and everyman. 94, after many illnesses.

My Mad-Dog issues are gonna skyrocket in price now!!
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John Mayall, 90, unspecified causes, but most likely just being 90.

He may not have been a household name, but this one hits hard. He was a giant in the British blues scene, which was a major part of 1960s rock music. Aside from kicking all the musical ass himself, his Bluesbreakers were a launchpad for several important musicians, including the original incarnation of Fleetwood Mac.
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Jack Karlson, 82. He was the Australian guy famous for yelling about a "succulent Chinese Meal" while being arrested. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-n ... ad-aged-82

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Greg Kihn, 75, and Jack Russell (of Great White), 63.

Truly a sad day for all lovers of 80s rock, meaning anyone with taste.
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Phil Donahue, legendary daytime talk show host. 88.

Forget Oprah, this guy was the Goat of daytime if you ask me.
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