Super Heroes Are GAY!!!

[vynsane]

The original run of The Authority (also known as STORMWATCH) is unbelievably amazing..... but I've already blabbed about it some hundred million times to you tools without so much as a "huh" in reply.

yeah, i've been picking up the new midnighter and authority series' on the recommendation of the guys at my store... i may have to start back-tracking and get the originals in trade.

wildC.A.T.s is still kinda retarded, though.

[jjreason]

Oh yeah, no doubts there. I'm not talking about Jim Lee's Stormwatch either - that blew goats. Warren Ellis took over around issue 36, then wrote it up to #50, followed by a big special issue (Stormwatch vs. Aliens - which has never been reprinted, and showcases the death of a number of characters).

The book then started as The Authority, retaining only some of the previous cast. Warren Ellis took this book through approximately 20 issues, then took a break - only to be replaced by Mark Millar if I'm not mistaken. Once those two were done, it went right down hill.... but seems to have been resurrected as of last month by Grant Morrison.

If you're looking to get on board, those issues of Stormwatch between 36 and 50 set the whole table, and are some of the best superhero books I've EVER seen, anywhere.

But I've said all this before. Get out there and read it.

[Eternal Padawan]

Did Fuji die? I remember reading a nihilistic comic where Fuji died and i was all "That sucked. Fuji died." I think it might have been that Stormwatch V. Aliens book.

[jjreason]

I don't even remember Fuji, to be honest. Might be time to go back and read that run again.

[Eternal Padawan]

Dude, Fuji was like this GINORMOUS creature bigger than the Hulk and Thing combined and he has no face, just eyes. I'm sure theres a pic online somewhere. Anyway, he was a cool looking character and then he died.

[vynsane]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuji_%28comics%29

yeah, fuji was cool... although i don't understand why he has rippling muscles on his containment suit if he's just a cloud of gas...

[Eternal Padawan]

Okay, but Fuji wasn't gay. i don't think. So that's off topic. i think one of the Gen13 kids was gay, weren't they? Or maybe a couple of them?

[vynsane]

there was an american indian chick who controlled the weather or just electricity or something. she was a hot cartoony lesbo.

[Eternal Padawan]

If I wer a sooper heor I wood be GAYMAN and fuk poepels buts with my tini penius and krytopmnite woud maek me gayer and die!!

[Rob Liefeld]

There's a reason the leader of Youngblood is called Shaft, y'know.

[Eternal Padawan]

If I wer a sooper heor I wood be GAYMAN and fuk poepels buts with my tini penius and krytopmnite woud maek me gayer and die!!

Fuck you Snigtad.

There's a reason the leader of Youngblood is called Shaft, y'know.

[Rollo Tomassi]

You know who's gay?



Batman is Gay.

[Ran]

You know who is gay?



Batman is gay.

[anarky]

Bump.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

So what do you think of that DCnU Teen Titan character who is flamboyantly "out and proud"? What's his name? Chunnel? Logjam?

EDIT. It's Bunker. Who would name a Gay Super Hero after the bigot on All in the Family?