anarky wrote:Haven't you already met her, Mister The Grin?
No, but her mother is a SweetPieceofAss. I'm guessing SweetRain is too. She probably will give the rest of your mothers a run for their money. Don't worry, KH can watch. Hopefully he will take notes.
You leave my mother out of this you..you..YOU FUCK!
And stop all the macho..let's see how long it takes her to leave, bullshit...
Wow. Soch, how you say? Hostahlahtee! Vee membairs of Zee Group, vee are here to love zee pahrahnts of zee vorld. Zees ees not a macho thahng, as you say. No, eet ees a sacred dutay. Lahk zee littail green hombre en zee Star Vars feelms say, alvays two zere are. Zough Zee Green undt Ah, vee are neithair zee master nor zee apprentahce, but just two strappeengk young men veet zee dedahcasheeon to love zee mothairs of zee vorld. Vell, zere are actuallah four, not two, for Ah sahppose vee must mentian our Bahzarro frahnds, who make zee sveet amor veet zee fathairs of zee vorld.
You have me all wrong. See, The Grip and I take care the mothers of the world, and Bizarro The Grin and Bizzaro The Grip take care of the fathers. Together, we are The Group.
Now, since you are a mother, you qualify for any of the services that The Grip and I provide. If you look at our other posts here at vynsane.com, you will see that we have aahem "come and go" relationship with the mothers of just about everyone on this website....except for Slicker's mom, but thats a whole different story.
Lemme run that through the Universal Translator Watermelon. ( You need different fruits for different animals, apparently)
The Cow via the UTW wrote: I think what they are trying to get at is that they all find you deeply attractive in an internet fashion. Since they can't actually see or hear you, they manifest what they believe to be a healthy, voracious, sexy young women who wants to sleep with them and only them, dressing up in various costumes for roleplaying and the like. So they say such things to gain your attention away from all the other malcontents on this forum. They are childish and immature, but their hearts are in the right place.
"Say Jim! WHOOOO! That is a bad outFIT! Whooo!"--Pimp, Superman The Movie "You're an idiot, Starscream." --Megatron,Transformers: The Movie