Diabolical has never watched The Blues Brothers...

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:51 am

Joliet Jake would abuse Borat in prison every fucking day of his life.

He hates Illinois Nazis. And probably Kazakh Nazis, too.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:34 pm

Diabolical wrote:I vow never to watch this douche of a movie, The Blues Brothers.

Take that, Borat hater.

Somewhere, Chuck Norris ( A Huge Blues Bros fan) is planning on kicking your head clean from your neck and then having a sandwich with Pringles.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:38 pm

Eternal Padawan wrote:
Diabolical wrote:I vow never to watch this douche of a movie, The Blues Brothers.

Take that, Borat hater.

Somewhere, Chuck Norris ( A Huge Blues Bros fan) is planning on kicking your head clean from your neck and then having a sandwich with Pringles.

Good. That means I'll never be forced to watch it.

I also get the feeling that I'm not the only one here that hasn't seen it.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:47 pm

Well fuck the rest of you nancy's what haven't watched it either. Fuckin' haters!!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:56 pm

All shit-giving and Borat-hating and Norris-kicks aside, this movie really kicks an extraordinary amount of ass. When it came out, Stephen Hawking put aside his attempts to clone Joan Jett and had to come up with a new theory to explain how this much ass-kicking could exist in one place at one time.

Among other things, you get:

Ray Charles with a handgun.
Aretha Franklin swearing.
Carrie Fisher as a terrorist.
Illinois Nazis!
The horrible acting of members of Booker T & The MGs (especially Matt "Guitar" Murphy), which is funny in itself.
An awesome version of "Minnie the Moocher" performed by the late Cab Calloway.
The best car chase ever committed to film.
More quotable lines than any other film aside from The Princess Bride.

Snigtad Flornbi · Post by **Snigtad Flornbi** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:35 pm

I uesed to watch when i was littel but the stuped blue dog is fuckin' gay.

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:06 pm

You are the little blue dog.

Ha! Burn Bitch.

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:51 am

Only Flornbi-lovers refuse to watch The Blues Brothers.

Anarky forgot to add

- The late James Brown as a minister
- John Candy as a Police detective
- Frank Oz on film without a puppet.[/list]

Eternal Padawan · Post by **Eternal Padawan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:30 pm

And Steven Spielberg's cameo!

anarky · Post by **anarky** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 1:34 am

Here's some more shit for you.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:23 am

*yawn*

Ran · Post by **Ran** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 7:30 am

Ok, how about this crap?

AND IT IS ON VHS, TOO!

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:30 am

Please, God, make it stop. Vanilla Ice makes me hate myself.

Senor JabbaJohnL · Post by **Senor JabbaJohnL** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 12:55 pm

"When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add ice." That has got to be the dumbest fucking tagline I've ever read.

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:14 pm

I'd watch Cool As Ice before Blues Bitches.

And then I'd follow it up with a Baby Geniuses double feature.