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I have no titles to add, but I will say that Paul Reubens is awesome. His appearance on 30 Rock a few months ago was fuckin' great. From what I heard, he wants to do one Pee-wee movie "for kids," and Laurence Fishburne (Cowboy Curtis) and S. Epatha Merkerson (Reba the Mail Lady) expressed interest in being in it if the script turned out well (in an EW article last year). The rest of the cast and crew isn't too famous so I bet they'll return, which could be really awesome. It's apparently going to be where the characters from the playhouse go on some kind of adventure.
The other one, Paul has described as being like "Valley of the Dolls," which means I have no fucking clue what it will be.
And from last Halloween, I'm Pee-wee and my friend Eric is Curtis:

The other one, Paul has described as being like "Valley of the Dolls," which means I have no fucking clue what it will be.
And from last Halloween, I'm Pee-wee and my friend Eric is Curtis:

Shit. I can't think of a good signature.
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Secret of NIMH
Eragon Fishing
The Good Will Hunting, the Bad, and the Ugly
Grosse Point Blankman
The Fisher King Ralph
The Man with Two Brain Donors
Remains of the Day After Tomorrow
What Dreams May Come Dancing
The Karate Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare Before Christmas
The Father of the Corpse Bride
Eragon Fishing
The Good Will Hunting, the Bad, and the Ugly
Grosse Point Blankman
The Fisher King Ralph
The Man with Two Brain Donors
Remains of the Day After Tomorrow
What Dreams May Come Dancing
The Karate Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare Before Christmas
The Father of the Corpse Bride

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Speed Racer II: Cruise Control
Land of the Lost in Translation
Harry Potter and the Deathly Halloween: The Revenge of Mike Myers
Dirty Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
The Soylent Green Mile
The Lion, The Witches of Eastwick, and The Wardrobe
Michael Jackson: This Is It Takes a Thief
Mrs Doubtfire Down Below
Land of the Lost in Translation
Harry Potter and the Deathly Halloween: The Revenge of Mike Myers
Dirty Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
The Soylent Green Mile
The Lion, The Witches of Eastwick, and The Wardrobe
Michael Jackson: This Is It Takes a Thief
Mrs Doubtfire Down Below

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Eragon in 60 seconds
The Old Man and the SeaBiscuit
The Land Before Time to Kill
The Old Man and the SeaBiscuit
The Land Before Time to Kill
Vince, NO!!!!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
I just ripped off most of your pubes!!
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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Dark Boogie Knights
Sex in the City Slickers
The Dark Boogie Knights
Sex in the City Slickers
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Re: page 1 from anarky mentioning the Pee Wee kid porn/art thing, I saw it on some news show like 20/20 or something like that. He didn't strike me as a pederast, just more of an eccentric type, I guess.
Anyway,
30 Days of Night at the Roxbury
Night of the Living Dead Man Walking
2012 Days of Christmas
Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man on Fire
What About Bob Roberts?
2012 Angry Men
Be Cool as Ice
9 1/2 Weeks (in which Mickey Rourke uses the creatures from 9 as spunk socks)
Anyway,
30 Days of Night at the Roxbury
Night of the Living Dead Man Walking
2012 Days of Christmas
Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man on Fire
What About Bob Roberts?
2012 Angry Men
Be Cool as Ice
9 1/2 Weeks (in which Mickey Rourke uses the creatures from 9 as spunk socks)
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big fisher king
in the nick of time bandits
smokey and the time bandits
out of time bandits (ad nauseum)
flashdances with wolves
red dawn of the dead
masters of the universal soldier of fortune
kiss kiss bang bangkok dangerous liaisons
spider-man in the moonstruck
in the nick of time bandits
smokey and the time bandits
out of time bandits (ad nauseum)
flashdances with wolves
red dawn of the dead
masters of the universal soldier of fortune
kiss kiss bang bangkok dangerous liaisons
spider-man in the moonstruck
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It's the story of a young Chinese girl who poses as a man and takes her tiny dragon protector to Paris, France. There she hooks up with a bunch of bohemian artistes and call girl with dreams of becoming an actress to put on a spectacular Musical.
I call it Mulan Rouge
I call it Mulan Rouge
"Say Jim! Whoo! That is a bad outfit! Whoooo!" -- Pimp, Superman The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
"You're an idiot, Starscream." -- Megatron, Transformers:The Movie
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The Last Unicorn + Transformers: The Movie = The Last Unicron?
From Dusk til Dawn of the Dead
Zombieland of the Lost
All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven
The Nightmare Before Christmas on Elm Street
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
The Watchmen in Black
Zorro The Gay Bladerunner
From Dusk til Dawn of the Dead
Zombieland of the Lost
All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven
The Nightmare Before Christmas on Elm Street
The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
The Watchmen in Black
Zorro The Gay Bladerunner
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The Big Lebowski Patrol
Mystery Men in Black Sheep
Remember the Clash of the Titans
The Ides of March of the Penquins
50/50 First Dates
Mystery Men in Black Sheep
Remember the Clash of the Titans
The Ides of March of the Penquins
50/50 First Dates
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I was going to post Zorro: The Gay Blade: Resurrection, but Ran beat me to a ZTGB ref.
It was on HBO Comedy a few days ago. I recorded it. It's still awesome.
And I was pleased to learn that, after all these years, the turtle responsible has been executed. Presumably until he was dead.
It was on HBO Comedy a few days ago. I recorded it. It's still awesome.
And I was pleased to learn that, after all these years, the turtle responsible has been executed. Presumably until he was dead.

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