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Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:55 pm
by Double_Gs Mom
Tsk, tsk. 'Nother po' white boy done got hisself killed. Let this be a lesson to you, Double_G: you best watch who you hanging out with.

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:57 pm
by Double_G
If I have to hang around you anymore, I'm going to ask Liefeld to shoot my ass.

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:01 pm
by UKWildcat
Double_G wrote:He can't. He's dead, foo'. :cry:
I don't believe it, I smell a conspiracy... *sniff sniff*

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:02 pm
by The Grip
How unfortunate, no? Ah had just feeneshed focking hees mothair, undt read zees sad news. Ah veell have to cahnsole hees vife, no?

You expected me to say hees mothair? Seellay, seellay. Hees vife, she ees a mothair too.

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:10 pm
by The Spamboy Duke
How sad. I'm sure we'll all miss him.

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Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:57 am
by anarky
...the fuck?

Rob, I hope you didn't get your tiny dick caught in the door when you slammed it. What the fuck was that all about?

Newsbot, thanks for jumping to conclusions and blowing everything out of proportion without a lick of proof. You've just confirmed my suspicions about the media.

The rest of you, the rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. For mabs and jj, as well as any members of Fleetwood Mac that may be lurking, make that "rumours."

And, Batman, if Robin's not 18, I'm calling the cops. Fucking pedophile.

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:08 am
by anarky
Fuck! I'm John Kalodner now!!

That is fucking awesome, vynnie!

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:28 am
by kidhuman
I knew you werent dead. You must have borrowed the Bat-shield

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:19 am
by Ran
Who is John Kalodner?

...oh, nevermind.

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:27 am
by anarky
Check out any hard rock album from the late 70s or 80s (or, at least, any hard rock album from that time period you'd still admit to owning). Chances are, John Kalodner will be credited as himself (John Kalodner: John Kalodner).

You may best know him as "the bearded dude in the wedding dress from various Aerosmith videos."

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Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:56 am
by Elmo
Elmo thinks we should play a game with the bands John Kalodner has worked with.

One of these things just doesn't belong here
One of these things just isn't the same
One of these things just doesn't belong here
Now its time to play our game:

Manowar
Iron Maiden
Ted Nugent
Cher

Yeah! You guessed it. Horay! Elmo loves you!

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:50 pm
by anarky
Yeah, Manowar totally doesn't fit.

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:15 pm
by Ran
I wonder why Elmo left REO Speedwagon off the list. They don't fit either.

Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:18 pm
by Newsbot
anarky wrote:Newsbot, thanks for jumping to conclusions and blowing everything out of proportion without a lick of proof. You've just confirmed my suspicions about the media.

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Re: I'm approaching 5000 posts, too!!

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:09 am
by UKWildcat
I knew this was all some sort of a conspiracy...