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Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:18 pm
by vinsayne
finally, metaphysician... you have come to help me rid the world of my doppleganger, vynsane. for TOO LONG has he sullied my reputation, and for that he must die!
i think that universe sphincter thing is probably the best demise for one such has him!
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:21 pm
by The Phantom ManAss
metaphysicians powers are no match for the dark side of the farts! MWUUUAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:03 pm
by Perpantor
THIS "METAPHYSICIAN" ONCE CAME TO ME LOOKING FOR A JOB BACK WHEN I WAS KNOWN AS LOUIE THE LILAC!!
THE TWERP WAS WEARING YELLOW!! YELLOW!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!! YOU KNOW HOW YELLOW CLASHES WITH PURPLE!!
HE WAS STILL THERE, LONG AFTER I TOLD HIM NO, BEGGING FOR A JOB, WHEN BATMAN AND ROBIN SHOWED UP!!
HE STARTED CRYING LIKE A GIRL WHEN THE INEVITABLE FIGHT BROKE OUT!! HE WAS BEGGING BATMAN NOT TO HURT HIM!!
OF COURSE, I CAPTURED BATMAN AND ROBIN, AS I DID AT THE END OF THE FIRST PART OF EVERY TWO-PARTER!! THEN I KICKED METAPHYSICIAN'S PUNK ASS AND TOLD HIM NEVER TO COME BACK!!
I SNAPPED A PICTURE OF HIM AS HE RAN OUT THE DOOR!! WHAT A PUTZ!! HE TRIED TO GIVE ME HIS BUSINESS CARD!!
THE DISCIPLES OF DOUCHE SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!
ALL HAIL DOUCHE!!
THIS I COMMAND!!
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:27 pm
by Herpantor
STILL SWIPING MY GIMMICK, I SEE, FAGNES OF GOD.
HOWEVER, I MUST CONCUR WITH YOU, YOU UNORIGINAL BOOR, REGARDING OUR MUTUAL "FRIEND," THE METAPHYSICIAN.
HE WISHED TO AID ME IN MY QUEST FOR GLORIOUS PINK WORLD DOMINATION, SOMETHING ABOUT AN INTERNSHIP HE HOPED WOULD GET HIM INTO THE BEST SUPERVILLAIN ACADEMY. I TOLD HIM THE INTERNSHIP WAS HIS ONCE HE WAS DONE CHOWING DOWN ON MY PINK TACO (WHICH HAS SLIGHT HINTS OF TUNA AND CUMIN FLAVOR).
HE SAID HE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN TOUCH A WOMAN'S PINK GOODNESS. THEN HE RAN AWAY, CRYING LIKE A PUSSY, AND SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING A JOB WITH LOUIE THE LILAC. WHOM I NOW KNOW WAS NONE OTHER THAN YOU, PERPANTOR.
I'M SURPRISED YOU TWO DIDN'T GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT. OR THE LEFT. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN KNOWING YOUR SICK DEVIANT HABITS.
AND, JUST SO YOU ARE AWARE, THE FRIENDS OF DOUCHE WILL REIGN SUPREME IN THEIR BEAUTIFUL PINK T-SHIRTS!
THIS I COMMAND!!
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:51 pm
by anarky
Wow, they're really coming out of the woodwork.
Stupid observation: why is it that Perpantor has a hard-on for purple and wants everything to be purple, but wears a costume that looks more pink to me; whereas Herpantor is obsessed with pink and wants to turn everything pink, but she's clearly wearing purple?
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:41 pm
by k1dhuman
Don't mind these guys, they just are jealous because I think you're cute.
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:44 am
by vynsane
ah, metaphysician, my old nemesis... wait... how can you be both as inept as all these guys claim, AND all of their arch-nemesis at the same time? that's a bit paradoxical...
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:09 am
by mabudon
somehow it makes more sense that pretty much everything else that's every happened here, which is saying something
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:50 pm
by The Grin
I never kicked Metaphysician's ass, but I jumped into his mom's cootch like Uncle Scrooge in a room full of gold coins.
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:56 pm
by Positive Boy
Let's skip the battle and just sit down for a cold glass of lemonade and swap cookie recipies. I have a gingerbread cookie you would simple die for. Wouldn't that be charming? Then we can play a nice game of Chineese checkers. OH, and I'll bring a lovely lilac centerpiece.
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:59 pm
by Alex Trebek
Ok, seriously. Is Positive Boy gay?
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:14 pm
by The Grin
What's the matter, Trebek? Don't know the answer because it isn't written on the card in front of you?
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:16 pm
by Alex Trebek
Kiss my ass, Grin. You probably don't know either.
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:19 pm
by The Grin
You are right, I don't know and it doesn't matter to me. What is important is that your mom knows what my load tastes like.
Re: Challenge to Vynsane
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:28 pm
by mabudon
You know, I am not sure if he's gonna back that challenge up somehows
