Happy Birthday to Members with no posts

[Tom Foolery]

An Argentinian Bowler also sounds like a filthy sex act.

[vynsane]

and now it is up to us to figure out what that act is... the bowling aspect definitely leads me to picture fingers in multiple holes. then again, i almost always am...

[RoIIo Tomassi]

and now it is up to us to figure out what that act is... the bowling aspect definitely leads me to picture fingers in multiple holes. then again, i almost always am...

Seconded.
And Argentina is in the southern hemisphere and famous for its beef...so jump to a conclusion on that front.

[anarky]

Happy birthday, Joe SixPack! You were awesome when you were the grey Hulk.

Oh, wait, that wasn't you.

And you've got posts.

Go fuck yourself. (Best use of three bucks ever, Zero!)

[RoIIo Tomassi]

If there was a way UncleGeitsjunior and Soatheeasex could buttfuck each other in some sort of Mœbius style...

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy B-Day, oldfecker!

And I hope you have a wonderful family reunion with muthah and butt and skull and the rest o' the fecker clan.

Feck you.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy belated birthday, guy from yesterday whose name I can't be bothered to remember and who wasn't important enough to acknowledge on your actual fake birthday.

You know who you are. You're the guy that was pimping Viagra or Hoodia. And you're from Estonia or some shit. Oh wait. That's all of you douchers.

[anarky]

Happy birthday, Billy Mays.

You're like dead and shit.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday, AleriAbegeJew

Not sure what's up with that name, but any 47 year old that claims their occupation is 'teen' and their interest is 'sex' probably belongs in a facility with lots of bars and doors and locks between them and the rest of the population.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Birthday sex for TreaphCache and MrSalfmadener!!!

As usual, it's with each other. In a kiddie pool of fire ants.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy Birthday to iruhalinachka.

Your occupation/interest is so blatantly, hilariously awful that I'm not even sure I want you to lose your hands and genitals in a woodchipper accident.

No wait. I'm sure.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

Happy BDay misterandersonsik! You crazy Mozambiquians and your "Dining Out"!

We all know thats code for fellating giraffes.

Oh, and a belated birthday wish to those two jackasses from a few days ago. I wasn't motivated to copy paste your randomly generated names and make fun of you. Which, is even more insulting than inferring you fellate animals. You're nobodies.

[anarky]

The President is 51, but he has posts so he is ineligible for birthday wishes in this thread.

I blame Sarah Palin.

[anarky]

Happy birthday, lithFichecy!

I'm pretty sure the Lovecraft book I'm reading has a story in it about you slept under the sea in Ryleh until Cthulhu awoke and took pictures of you with his dick in your mouth and posted them to Facebook and you had to find another unholy lost city because everyone in Ryleh laughed at you.

[RoIIo Tomassi]

You had me up until the part about Cthulu's dick in his mouth. As I understand it, Cthulu is just a giant vagina face with teeth, and doesn't have a penis. Lovecraft must've had serious mom issues.