the vynsane asylum

And by "both kids" he means his memories of getting to grope the Asian stripper's false boobies.

It's Coke, regardless of brand, you fucking Snigtards.

anarky wrote:It's Coke, regardless of brand, you fucking Snigtards.

Coke is a brand name fucktard.

After reading the posts, I noticed my wife has my older daughter calling it soda. People from the Southeast tend to call everything "Coke". In fact, I hear Ted Turner owns one half of the City of Atlanta and Coke owns the other half. The problem with calling everything Coke is that you have the same conversation every time you eat at a place that serves Pepsi. "Can I get you a drink?" "Coke, please" "Is Pepsi okay?" "Yeah, sure." By no means am I defending it. I've just moved around to so many different parts of the country, you learn things about locals.

JJ, that chick just wanted my money. And she got $20. Those girls here have lots of competition.

Anyway, the baby got into my rack of CDs...again. Seriously, she doesn't just take them off the shelf, she flings them like a frisbee and holy fuck does it hurt when a corner of a CD jewel case catches you in the shin. She did the same thing with when I brought out my bin of SW figures. She flings Stormtroopers like a champ. My mother has given the baby the nickname "Livewire." Maybe I should create a comic book based on her. She would have super-speed and ability to project cd-shaped energy bolts.

Feels weird to quote a compliment, but this one from Rogue II is Quote Of The Day material.

Rogue II wrote:It's very...poopy. But in the good way.

I know today's QOTD was supposed to be from that article about bears, but I loved this one:

Slicker wrote:

Tycho wrote:I think I walked right by them and ignored them. Selective attention disorder...

I seem to do the same with most of your posts.

Typo aside, this one from The Grin is classic:

That Dirty Sumbitch Called The Grin wrote:Now take you vaseline filled teddy bear and get out of my face.

Rogue II wrote:(W!E)(W!A)(N!T)(Y!A)(R!N)(A!_)

This one had me laughing pretty good. I think it was the use of the "!" as asscracks and browneyes.

Rogue II wrote:I know today's QOTD was supposed to be from that article about bears, but I loved this one:

Slicker wrote:

Tycho wrote:I think I walked right by them and ignored them. Selective attention disorder...

I seem to do the same with most of your posts.

When I read that, I nearly shat my pants from laughter.

That IS priceless - and all from a Navy Sailor... those guys LOVE other boys' "posts".

anarky dropped this gem only minutes ago

If I knew her name, I'd wake up in the morning and Google her before I even went to take a leak.

Ahhh, true devotion man

COMMANDERNERBLER6969 in fine form:

if u guys hate jerjerrod so much stop *****ing about it and return it.some of us actully want it. so shut your f'ing faces and return it if u hate is so much. some of us want it really want it.

Fuck me, that's some funny shit. If that person ain't here.... they should be.

It's too bad that post was edited by JMG. Now everything is coherent and spelled correctly...almost like a some sort of bizarro COMMANDERCODY2795. If all those fools hate that figure so much, why are they buying it? Use that money to buy those peg warming Derlins. I think has to be one of the best face sculpts on a human figure ever. Whenever they clearance it out, I'm buying another one. Now if they only made a variation in a USPS uniform.

I have no way of confirming it but for some strange reason I think COMMANDERCODY2795 is JJL. I don't know why but that's what I think so fuck off.

Our MrJabbaJohnL? Well good on him, little bastard.