Quote of the day

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 6:24 am

I read that last week. That was the best Tucker Max tale yet, except for maybe the time he tried anal and had his bed end up covered in lube, shit, and vomit.

Dell Rusk · Post by **Dell Rusk** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:08 am

anarky wrote:oh help help i am a gay faggit stuck in the nagative zone help help help!

ha ha ha soon the rest of u biches will get ur asses banned + go to gel!!!

The Grin · Post by **The Grin** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:49 pm

The Grip and I were talking when I saw this post. We are amazed at the talent and skill of Green Hulk's wang. Maybe someday, he can host a seminar. Once we learn, it will be nearly impossible to seperate your mothers from my cock.

hulkslittlegreenman wrote:YOU GUYS ARE JUST LUCK THE BIG GUY ISN'T HERE. HE'D SMASH ALL OF YOU.

KEEP IT QUIET THOUGH, HE DOESN'T KNOW I'M COMMUNICATING WITH YOU GUYS. I SNUCK THIS WIRELESS BLACKBERRY THING INTO HIS SHORTS... YOU JUST HAVE TO LOVE MODERN TECHNOLOGY. BUT HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO SMASH MASTERCARD'S HQ WHEN HE GETS HIS BILL.

The Grip · Post by **The Grip** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:12 pm

Ho ho ho! Yes, thees was quite zee cause for zee amusemhant earlier. Zee Grin undt I did vairy much, how you say? Laugh our ahsses off, undt zen vee fucked your mothair again! Ah in zee rear undt Zee Grin in zee front, ho ho ho!

Diabolical · Post by **Diabolical** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 10:21 pm

From my new favorite forumite:

The Cow wrote:MOOOOOOOOO!!

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:21 am

From a conversation with JetsAndHeels on AIM. This QotD is special: It can be viewed as one quote or you can pick any single line and make that it!

JetsAndHeels (12:16:39 PM): i had a dream about shaun alexander.

JetsAndHeels (12:16:58 PM): we were watching nip/tuck and eating some fajitas

JetsAndHeels (12:17:28 PM): yeah man

JetsAndHeels (12:18:39 PM): shaun called me a redneck and i gave him a titty twister

Post by **vynsane** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 11:58 am

pesonally i vote for "yeah man" but the others are close runners-up...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:50 pm

Thats great stuff

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:42 pm

Bizarro The Grin wrote:wHEN i SAW HIM RIDE UP ON HIS UNICYCLE, i KNEW i HAD TO HAVE HIS COCK IN MY MOUTH.

GNT · Post by **GNT** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:22 am

So I post a

and a

which you consider post padding but then you like Rollos

????

Todays quote is now"whosa are yousa?" "i'm PANTS."

Very Weird

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:52 pm

From a conversation I had with KH while he was talkin' with J&H.

JetsAndHeels: i seriously want to die sometimes.
kidhuman4: nah, it aint worth it
kidhuman4: wait until you see the pyramids first, thats what I say

I damn near shit myself.

jjreason · Post by **jjreason** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:25 pm

Is he doing alright? Obviously not great, based on that - but please tell me you guys were talking him down a little bit....

Antropov · Post by **Antropov** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:31 pm

Oh my God. That's QotM if you ask me.

Slicker · Post by **Slicker** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:34 pm

jjreason wrote:Is he doing alright? Obviously not great, based on that - but please tell me you guys were talking him down a little bit....

Oh, he's fine. He goes through stages like this. Just tell him he's a pretty girl and it's all good.

God I hope he doesn't find the link here...

kidhuman · Post by **kidhuman** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 6:05 am

CaptainSolo1138 wrote:Oh my God. That's QotM if you ask me.

Getting in under the buzzer.