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[Ran]

Cake Flushing. Actor tested, Turdeto approved.

[anarky]

[Diabolical]

Drunken, fighting, moonwalking, leg-humping Ewoks.


You're welcome.

[Ran]

Best Ewoks ever.

[vynsane]

dude. the water tendril from the abyss is more plausible than you ever imagined.

[vynsane]

[mabudon]

there's a bunch of these, it's pretty fucked up even for Japan (and oddly safe for viewing pretty much anywheres, it's just wacky and insane)

[anarky]

That is indeed pretty fucking whacked. When we dropped the atomic bomb on them, did it fuck up their collective minds or something? How do you go from inventing fucking ninjutsu and chopping people up with swords to this sort of shit?

[anarky]

This one's mostly for Diabolical. I was corrected when this was on TV; her name is not "Norah Jones," it's "just No-Ra." She may have the most beautiful voice of any woman alive and be a shoo-in for the five hottest women alive, but an actress she is not.

[Diabolical]

but an actress she is not.

She was good in My Blueberry Nights. There are a few moments of iffy acting, but overall, I was impressed.

And Natalie Portman is crazy hot in it.

And Norah and Natalie share a bed.
Not in a sexual way, but Giggity.

EDIT: Also, in other Norah news, there is an exclusive version of her new cd at Target. It includes a live 6 song bonus disc, which has a cover of Johnny Cash's Cry, Cry, Cry." I figured it was worth mentioning here to this interested.

[Elmo]

Ha ha he he!!! Silly anarky! Elmo posted that video a year and a half ago. Don't you remember? Rollo wanted to spell Yodel with her. Elmo doesn't know why Rollo wanted to spell throat Yogurt.

Natalie Portman is Elmo's friend, too.

[anarky]

Shitfuck. I'm going to have to get pirated versions of those tracks because the assholes at the record labels put out store exclusives and don't announce them until after online merchants ship pre-ordered copies. Was going to pass, but a Cash cover? Motherfuck Dre, motherfuck Snoop, motherfuck Death Row.

[Diabolical]

Shitfuck. I'm going to have to get pirated versions of those tracks because the assholes at the record labels put out store exclusives and don't announce them until after online merchants ship pre-ordered copies. Was going to pass, but a Cash cover? Motherfuck Dre, motherfuck Snoop, motherfuck Death Row.

I can rip 'em and put 'em on megaupload if you want.

May take me a day or two, but I'll do it.

[anarky]

I wonder why they don't realize exclusive tracks, especially different tracks at different places, only add to piracy? Honestly. There are artists who release one bonus track each at iTunes, Amazon, Best Buy, Target, and Wal-Mart.

Oh, and I'll trade for the exclusive Amazon MP3... if they ever send me the fucking e-mail about it. I might have to get on their case....

[Diabolical]

Oh, and I'll trade for the exclusive Amazon MP3... if they ever send me the fucking e-mail about it. I might have to get on their case....

6 tracks for 1? Man, fuck that shit.

Just kidding.

I'll post a link or something after I upload it.